Just broke my personal record for consecutive days lived..Going for the record again tomorrow

this is surprisingly extremely encouraging

Rocky horror picture show has literally everything in it. It’s got a wedding, a romance, an engagement, a creepy castle, a hunchback servant, a Frankenstein monster designed for sex, sex, a transvestite, a murder, philosophy, aliens, incest, a convention, infidelity, illusions, underwear, a flat tire, a narrator, two virgins, drama, crying, dogs, despair, television security systems throughout a castle, a wheelchair bound professor, a motorcyclist, scandal, a dictionary, pretension, sleepover manicures, tap dancing, singing, whipping, intruders, a German accent, high school sweethearts, a birthday, an FBI who specials in UFOs, rocknroll porn, an old man dancing, a dead body hidden in a glass coffin under a dinner table, a device that controls people’s movements, a princess (I mean that as an annoying girl, not an actual princess), Tim curry, a diabolical plan, boobs (nipples included), a good girl turned “bad”, a pool that literally comes out of nowhere, a motivational/inspirational song, a titanic lifesaver, a scientist, a song about hotdogs, a laser full of antimatter, a spaceship, and I’ve probably missed something

👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆

i am the shyest attention whore ever

THE HEATWAVE HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN WE ARE GOING TO BURN

So the Americans will understand, 23 Celsius is the same as 73 Fahrenheit.

Yall are fuckin weak tbh

says the country where literally every building has air conditioning lol

bradley cooper reading lolita, and girlfriend 17 years younger than him