crazy person disguised as a functioning adult

My mother has bought me spongebob and Ben 10 boxer brief style underwear, watched me turn every baseball cap backwards regardless of weather, never been introduced to a bf, has been told SEVERAL times I will NOT be marrying a man and comments on the fact that I'll buy heels for a special occasion only wear them once until she takes then. And after all that she still asks when I'll find a bf? Like ma'am, how do you NOT know I'm gay? Should I ask the doc to adjust your glasses?

Had a coworker tell me tonight that being gay is a mental illness. I laughed heartily in lesbian because 1. I was at work and my other knee jerk reaction probably would have gotten me at the very least suspended and 2. This man could not fathom women not being attracted to men without something being critically wrong wuth the woman. He then remember that he was in fact talking to a lesbian and quickly backtracked that he was referring to gay men only. I continued laughing because if at 23 you are still this intentionally ignorant then there's nothing I can do for you sir.