Shoot me.

For a few consecutive Halloweens, when they were kids, Scott and Stiles dressed up as Aladdin and Abu. Stiles never complained about being the monkey sidekick because he really liked the hat and its tassel and he claimed, "The cuter character gets more candy anyway." 

AU where Stiles is super talented in the musical theatre department and plays the role of Mark Cohen in Beacon Hill's Performing Arts Company production of Rent. He portrays the role perfectly, completed with sass and glasses.

Stiles pickpockets from his dad a lot. Like, a lot.

Pretty. Odd. is one of Stiles' favorite albums and he has a vinyl copy of it sitting on display on a shelf in his bedroom. He loves the albums that can blend the songs together like one story.

Stiles cannot stand porcelain. It irritates his fingers when he touches it and he hates the noise it makes when it passed along the table. He literally refuses to touch it and gets mad when Scott or really anyone uses it.

The truth is that after the darkness seeped into and around his heart, Stiles has been emotionally unattached to everything, but he doesn't realize.

After Erica admitted she used to have a huge crush on Stiles, he would dream about her. They were all wet dreams– which Stiles hates having because he hates cleaning them up in the morning– and he had a really strange thing for her that went unspoken because she probably wasn’t into him after all this time. It never worked out well for him that way. But because of this, he took Erica’s death really hard. Almost as hard as Derek did.

After the last couple of years with the same shaven-down haircut Stiles forgot how much he loves when people play with his hair. One night when Stiles is too afraid to sleep Scott convinces Stiles to rest when he says he’ll stay the night and watch over him and stop the nogistune if it takes over. They lay side-by-side in Stiles’ bed, and Stiles keeps murmuring nonsense because he’s exhausted but worried to fall asleep and Scott runs his fingers through Stiles’ hair to lull him to sleep.

Except for school, Stiles stayed home almost all the time in the last two years that his mom was alive. Those years, the only sleepovers and hangouts with Scott was at his house, and parties were nonexistent, because he felt a responsibility to aid his mom. If he couldn’t physically do anything, just to be there, because the sheriff was spending more and more time at the station trying to avoid seeing his wife slowly die in front of his own eyes.

Stiles wants sex. Stiles wants sex bad. And yeah, now he’s in a mental institution and he’s a little preoccupied with the nogistune and it might literally be insane of him to get busy there, but the way he thinks, if it’s going to calm him down and actually give him pleasure he wants it. And anyway, Malia said she wanted his help…