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calling people "usamerican" and "yanks" is the new calling a group of people "folx" or saying y'all when you're not from the south like you instantly know that person is way too online

genuinely its so annoying how women's swimsuits are made. like in no world do i want to shave as much is required for a binki bottom because it feels disgusting but also i like my boobs, meaning i have to mix and match everywhere. and don't get my started on whatever's going on with """nonbinary""" swimwear that looks like ye olde victorian man's bathing suit

i <3 the pnw bc only here are there public service announcements on public transit by local gay icons reminding tourists here for the world cup that we love gay people here and not liking gay people is going to be a problem for them

i have #thoughts on how the female grassroots social media to trad media stars are romance authors who came out of ao3/tumblr/lj and the male version of that seems to be horror film men who came out of 4chan/yt content creation and. um ❤️ if i think too much about it i get very very depressed about gender dynamics ❤️

drunk on my gay bachelorette trip with my sister still thinking about g way. that’s how you know our bond is real 🫪💕🗣️

walking into brandy melville as a size 4 on top and a 10 on bottom is so. tragic. just let me have my tiny shirts and crop tops and leave your horrible establishment