yes i’m a gatekeeper and a hater. i’m also God’s favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

Just another day of losing interest

losing interest in life

why does a ml need to be redeemed to be in a romantic relationship. isn't it enough to watch him lose his mind over food, go on a revenge rampage over his dead mum in a fuckass costume, and be stupidly in love with his royal cook?

oops I accidentally separated myself emotionally from everyone to avoid feeling any bad feelings & it worked but at the expense of my sense of connectedness and belonging

Yeah sex is good but have you ever found a 200k word fic of your favorite characters with your favorite trope?