100% Not The Identity Fraud Goblin

I may have slept for too long in my stew and now I am wrinkly and look like I'm 500 years old

Is that not a good thing you’re much older you’re as old as stew itself

I have that eternally youthful gobliny glow because I am God's favorite stew goblin

I’m gods least favourite

YOU'RE NOT EVEN A STEW GOBLIN YOU'RE THE IDENTITY THEFT GOBLIN GET OUT OF HERE YOU PARASITE

Awe thx

I may have slept for too long in my stew and now I am wrinkly and look like I'm 500 years old

Is that not a good thing you’re much older you’re as old as stew itself

I have that eternally youthful gobliny glow because I am God's favorite stew goblin

I’m gods least favourite

my head is itching *sprints towards you* MY LICE ARE GONNA GET YOU *gets faster*

Lice stew

Vampires can't be on tumblr. We all love garlic bread with soup. They'll be an outcast.

I do not like soup I am offended you would say such a thing

Instead of saying this soup was made from whatever canned vegetables I’ve got lying around I’m gonna call it pottage. Makes me sound like medieval peasant.

I’m making pottage. Just dumping whatever the hell I’ve got in a pot and hoping for the best.

I don’t get paid for another few days so we’re having pottage for dinner

@the-stew-goblin thoughts on pottage??

Pottage is acceptable I suppose

I'm sorry but I like lemon and lime flavoured things don't crucify me

Lemon and lime ad Nice zest to stew

tumblr is a website full of clowns who all think theyre jesters

I am goblin not jester

tumblr is a website with a goblin clown

Please acknowledge the rest of the goblins

tumblr is a website full of clowns who all think theyre jesters

I am goblin not jester

Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.

Cook books for stew great place to eat stew

fun fact: 0 people will see this post as I am not tagging it

wrong. gimmickverse blast

@walmart-the-official

Wrong. Officalverse blast (the better one)

@is-it-a-warcrime

How?? I do not want to read the conventions right now but I will if I need to

"In the study, development, acquisition or adoption of a new weapon, means or method of warfare, a High Contracting Party is under an obligation to determine whether its employment would, in some or all circumstances, be prohibited by this Protocol or by any other rule of international law applicable to the High Contracting Party."

@the-stew-goblin

*puts whatever the fuck this all is into a stew*

Puts you in a stew

stew goblin is cruel...

No I put you into a stew out of love! It is warm and cozy and you can eat as much as you would like!

I will put you in a stew out of spite

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

This town is way too big for the one of me *spins pistol* *tumblrweed goes by* and that tumblrweed can be my friend

Hmmmm tumblrweed stew

My boyfriend now, because he's in my stew

No hes mine now (scurry’s away with him above my head)

It means when I take eggs out of bird nests and put them into my stew for yummy bird egg stew

bird egg stew 😁😁😁

Bird egg stew 🤤

Notes down hiding in bushes