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Darcy smirked at her friend as she sat down. “I’m pregnant,” she said, matter-of-factly. “It’s a girl, and yes,” she added, taking a Twizzler from him, “you are the father.”
Steven snorted as he laughed and bumped his shoulder against Darcy’s, “Well shoot, I should’ve heeded the warnings about holding hands with girls. Cooties and all that.” He looked at the list of names, “I really hope you aren’t thinking of naming our immaculately conceived child Doris.That’d be a rough life,” He scanned the list some more, “And I mean Mary’s way too on the nose.”Â








