Hold Onto Hope

wait. is there Jesus porn? Is he hung?

Nah he was crucified

Huge cock though

hermey the elf was transgender

you can be a different gender than the one you were assigned at birth but may god forgive you if you want to be a dentist

This looks so wholesome but I’m lacking the context needed to identify why-

Jewish people don’t celebrate Christmas, to them it’s just another day. So they often would want to go out to eat, but a lot of restaurants here in the US close on Christmas. Chinese restaurants are usually open on Christmas though and they usually have a lot of kosher options, making them one of the prime eating out options. So we started going to Chinese restaurants on Christmas out of convenience and it evolved into a tradition :)

it's actually kind of crazy how disproportionately good at Posting trump is/was. like 8 of the top 10 funniest tweets ever made are from him, and it doesn't even seem like he particularly tries. he's just like that. natural born Poster forced into the spotlight. of course his presidency was a disaster, it's like electing a racist unironic version of Dril

You may look at this and think this is an “incorrect quote” meme. It’s not. That’s the actual quote from the episode. Love this series.

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me