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im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life

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Wisconsin can pry lake Michigan and the UP from my cold dead hands
we will
Why does Wisconsin, the largest of the great lakes states, not simply devour the others?
Why Wisconson doesn’t Eat the rest of the Great Lakes Area, accoding to the notes:
-Already too full from the Cheese and Beer
-Michigan is shaped like that hands they are gonna catch
-Minnesota is Bigger.
runner-ups from the notes:
-Wisconsin Can And Should Devour Michigan because Michigan Is Terrible
-Minnesota would devour the other states itself but is too polite
-the great lakes states should not fight, but rather should bond over At Least We Are Not Illinois
Also on the list:
-Ohio is inedible and probably toxic.
This is my favorite post I’ve ever contributed to because it was like throwing a rock at a hornet’s nest and Instead of getting stung, the bugs all attacked each other instead.
An Iowa House and a Wisconsin House share a sewer line. How do you know which is the Wisconsin house?
Hint: It’s the reason Wisconsin will never devour anything.
i hate pedophiles because at 9, the man that married my mother solely did so just to get close to me and fail to groom me.
i hate pedophiles because when i was 10, my mom’s boyfriend was planning to kidnap me, but failed because my uncle slashed the tires the night before
i hate pedophiles because when i was a tween, a grown ass man at the gas station got down on his knee, and proposed to me. i was alone. it was night time. i ran all the way home.
i hate pedophiles because one man showed up at my house when i was a child. he was an ex-convict. he got my address from a letter to my father in prison. when he was released, he came to my house.
i hate pedophiles because my cousin was sexually abused. for years, his self esteem has been shot to hell, his grades are dead, he hurts himself and he’s been on suicide watch multiple times. and all this time, his failures have been blamed on just behavioral issues, rather than the trauma that was discovered.
i hate pedophiles because my grandpa has always tried to frame my uncle(that saved me) as a pedophile, when he’s actually gay. so fuck your lgbt+ bullshit. you’re not welcome in our community.
i hate pedophiles because they constantly say ‘you never know who’s a pedophile’, even though it’s not difficult to tell. they say ‘we’re everywhere’, as if we don’t know that. thank you for making every child paranoid of any adult possibly preying on them. even now, as an adult, im still paranoid of every adult i meet being a pedophile.
i hate pedophiles because they think just because you don’t actually rape a child, you’re perfectly fine and safe. you completely disregard the mental trauma you can bring just by existing near a child.
i hate pedophiles because “non-offending” is such a loose term. you can work with children, have children, visit schools and parks, surround yourself with children and potentially put them at risk, but that’s not wrong as long as you don’t touch.
i hate pedophiles because i had to bring my neighbor home with me, to wait for her mom to come home, because some fucker pulled up and tried to talk her into getting in his car. she was in 1st grade. broad daylight. almost ran me over making a u-turn to talk to this child. come to find out, his cars been flagged. he does this every summer.
i hate pedophiles because it breaks my heart receiving notices of sex offender moving in to the neighborhood, while living very close to three schools.
i hate pedophiles because every other day, a child in my neighborhood goes missing. guessing by my surroundings, 3 guesses where the children are.
i hate pedophiles because they think they need to be welcomed with open arms and cookies, or else they’ll offend. take responsibility for yourself. you’re an adult. you don’t need coddled just so you won’t rape a child. don’t put blame on anyone but your own twisted morals.
i hate pedophiles because they don’t think drawn/sim child porn, is child porn, and is illegal and immoral to consume. news flash; it is.
i hate pedophiles because they refuse therapy, even though it’s proven to be extremely effective. they don’t care about children, they only care about themselves and being exposed as what the world sees them as; disgusting, harmful peodophiles.
i hate pedophiles because pedophiles don’t hate pedophiles. you cling desperately to pedophilia being a sexuality(it’s not) and pedophilia not being bad(it is) and spew ‘pedophile positivity’ that just coddles these people that need help, telling them they’re ‘valid’ and ‘perfect’.
i hate pedophiles because they can’t even accept what they are. they have to hide behind ~map~ to soften the blow. cowards.
i hate pedophiles because they brainwash people into thinking pedophilia is fine uwu, pulling people with pocd in rather than encouraging people to go to therapy and get help for their intrusive thoughts.
i fucking hate pedophiles.
i haven’t looked into the notes yet but im sure they’re full of pedos screaming “BUT NOT ALL MAPS ARE LIKE THAT!!! FOR EXAMPLE I’M NON-OFFENDING!!! THAT MEANS I’M VALID AND AMAZING UWU” if im right: no you’re FUCKING not. if you really were non-offending you wouldn’t be on a site full of minors. please shut up with your “MAP/NOMAP” bullshit. you’re a pedophile. you’re a predator. that’s it.
I actually just went through the notes and i did not find any pedos. Why would we? They know all of this post is the truth and it does happen and there is no denying it. They cant think of any way to come back at this person and their experience because there is no come backs for this. There is litterally nothing any pedo can say that isnt already debunked in this post. They do not have the ability to refute any of this. Its all true. It happens. And they cant deny it. No ammount of pedophile apologists or “maps” can ever disregard all of the different rape stories that actually truthfully show that it doesnt matter if you are non offending or not. You are still a pedophile. You still make people uncomfortable. You will never “get better” by being on a website for minors. This place is dangerous for people who are trying to get help and support for the help they are getting by being around people who say “YOU DONT NEED HELP YOU ARE FINE JUST THE WAY YOU ARE UWU❤💜💚❤”
Here is a new general rule of thumb for all the pedos out there:
IF YOU CANNOT TELL YOUR IMMEDIATE FAMILY THAT YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE WITHOUT THEM CASTING YOU OUT OR DO NOT ACCEPT YOU, DELETE YOUR TUMBLR AND GET HELP. IF YOU CANNOT GET YOUR OWN GODDAMN MOTHER TO SAY “its okay that you are attracted to children!” THEN GET OFF OF THIS HELL SITE AND GET THERAPY.
Its not that hard. Really.
Honestly I think at least half of those stories are fake. Not because I like pedos because i fucking dont, but because, just, what the hell? At least make it believeable! That belongs on a fucking comedy for all the stupid shit that happened, all to one person, and about the same thing. No man, no. I wont judge the family issues but the fucking man in the gas station? What were you doing in a gas station at night without a fucking car on your own?? You are either lying or were fucking stupid.
did you miss the ‘tween’ part or are you just incapable of reading and comprehending? i was like 12, what car??? i wanted a damn bag of chips, so that means i should hide instead of getting food and expecting adults to not perve on kids?? and you grossly underestimate the amount of creepy adults in this world.
in other words, no one cares if you believe me, no one asked your opinion and have a great big
Fuck You
Pedos are gross
a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore
by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore
never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.
find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.
talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore
picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else
if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.
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That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.
Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining
This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.
Here’s a tip I picked up from a friend that’s helped me a lot — replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes
Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying “l’m just a disaster human” I say “I’m the epitome of grace and beauty”
Or like, when I draw a picture I’m not 100% happy with, instead of saying “my art is trash” I say something like “you know I think it’s time we replaced the Mona Lisa”
When you do that you get to make a joke, but you’re ALSO getting practice building yourself up, y’know?
And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you AREN’T joking
This is so important
Do you know these parenting skills?
I think it is helpful.
Recommendation.

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I’m ready for this day to be over.
I’m ready for this week to be over
I’m ready for this month to be over
I’m ready for this year to be over
I’m ready for my life to be over.
wow late night anxiety and depression sure knows how to find me
“The untrained mind keeps up a running commentary, labeling everything, judging everything. Best to ignore that commentary. Don’t argue or resist, just ignore. Deprived of attention and interest, this voice gets quieter and quieter and eventually just shuts up.”
— Plato, Conversations with Plato
I am so sick and tired
No. Just sick and tired doesn’t cover it. I am FUCKING sick and FUCKING tired. Fucking sick and tired of feeling alone. Sick and tired of feeling like no one wants me. No one is ever gonna want me. That I am a waste of fucking space. Sick and tired of watching all of my friends be parents when I can barely get someone to come to bed with me at night. Sick of seeing all my friends be in love when I can barely get a text back. Sick of constantly feeling like I’ll always be different. Treated different. Loved different. Feeling scared to be clingy or overly affectionate. Sick of being terrified I’m never gonna meet the little girl I have dreamed my whole life about. Scared everyone is gonna leave because I’m never good enough. Sick. Of. EVERYTHING!!! Sick of feeling like I’m a million steps ahead because I’m stable but, 10 million steps back because I’m unloveable. I can’t be loved. I can’t be cuddled to sleep every night. I can’t HAVE A FUCKING BABY!!! I’ll never have anything I want in life because I am impossible to love. I’m too different. I’m too loud. I speak my mind too often. I’m done living with the fact that even though I am a good fucking person….I am impossible to love…..

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smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles
You know that post with the broken likes? If this doesn’t get enough reblogs to crash the icon then I’m fucking rioting
Sometimes....
Sometimes I wish my fiance didn't have a child and that we could just be a couple.
I feel like such an awful person even saying that. I love his kid so much but even with them both i feel lonely.
I know I'm loved, but I want more.
I'm probably just melancholy.
Pattern by StitchBitchDarling on etsy, I altered the colours.
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Just brilliant!
I do not desire mediocre love. I want to drown in someone.
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