some of my favorite marcus the worm quotes sentence starters
i would like the tiramisu please.
i told you it's a nice place.
[name], i brought you here. you're making me sad.
[name], there were mollusks in the alcohol.
i got them out of albuquerque, new mexico.
i kind of feel unincluded, [name].
it's difficult sometimes, being a little fella like myself.
i don't like this guy. he's pissing me off.
oh no, wet floor. -dramatically falls-
what do you think of these?
[name], i need you to make an impulsive digital purchase.
they shot him in the ankles.
you don't fuck with the corporate office.
you're gonna make me cry.
i'm going to go invade a small, but moderately populated island nation.
[name], i can't get down.
[name], i need to tell you something. i love you.
i love you. in a specifically platonic way.
[name], i think i'm spider man.
i embody true spider power.
spider beat the fuck out of you.
[name], it's pissing me off.
you've saved my life again, [name].
how about some pistachios?
[name], i might be dying.
i am mildly irritated, [name].
i'm going to go remove south carolina.
don't yell at me, i'm sensitive.