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  if you remember stepfxrd, that’d be me! i’m back!

  this blog is crossover, oc, and multi-ship friendly, but will mainly be focusing on muses from the Borderlands franchise of games, due to the muse being Timothy Lawrence from the Pre-Sequel! i’m also a bit selective, but that doesn’t mean i won’t rp with you! one of my main threads already is a crossover, so ye

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i just wasted like 2 hours of my life on this

drawing this made me wanna revive stepfxrd ?? 

  could you like or reblog this if you’d be interested in rping with an independent, selective tonio from one of the pokemon movies (the rise of darkrai) ? i’ll make a legit promo tomorrow or this weekend! otherwise, this blog is all set up, it just needs the promo and tags! 

All of a sudden?

Without questioning, Peter took his friend’s temperature. But, no. It was anything but feverish. In fact, it was low, surprisingly low, shockingly low, and dropping fast.

“What the hell?”

It could be anything. It could be a late manifestation of powers. Some illness. A reaction to… anything.

He shivers a little. Why is he so cold, all of a sudden? What he did must be working. Achard sighs, going upstairs with Peter.

"It's nothing. I'm alright. Just... just cold. Really cold."

Achard curls up to the other as they move, practically clinging to them as he shivers.

One of his parents was a cryokinetic, right?

“I love how you NEVER PAY ATTENTION TO ME”

“No I won’t stop stapling tortillas to the wall this is ART”

“Your underwear is really ugly, you should take them off”

“Last time you wanted to watch a horror movie you cried all night and didn’t sleep for three days”

“Knock knock! …Knock knock…? Okay I swear I won’t say banana again”

“I swear to drunk I’m not God”

“My doctor said you shouldn’t drink after taking meds, so I take them WITH alcohol”

“I know I haven’t showered in a week but I saw a spider in the tub and LOST IT”

“hELLO!! tHe mOST impOrTANT PERSON IS HOME!!!”

“Yeah can I get 20 mcdoubles. Yeah, 20. Two zero.”

“Okay you could go to work but get this, how about instead- you don’t and stay in bed with me”

“It’s not a fetish until you have a Deviantart collection for it”

“Mini horses make me so uncomfortable, I want them to be normal sized”

“I’m gonna make dinner so go ahead and have the fire department and pizza hut on speed dial”

“Oh yeah I’ve totally done- uh- weed. I love gardening”

“It’s not an obsession it’s a keen interest- I don’t care if I have three body pillows it’s a KEEN INTEREST”

“Maybe if I just ignore them they’ll stop trynna kill me”

“I’ll just put this fire over here with the rest of the fire”

“Can you believe that people actually ENJOY coleslaw?? What savages”

“First time I kissed a boy was the time I realized I was probably homosexual”

“It’s not gay if it’s for art”

“I like you but in the ‘please shut up for five seconds’ way”

“Let’s get fake ID’s and buy fish from Petco”

“I brought home a kitten, her name is Mary Lious Ann Kate the Third”

“I just hate the word moist, it makes me so uncomfortable”

“Then… if I don’t have to, then I insist.”

No matter what anybody else though, no matter what he looked like compared to Achard… Peter wasn’t stupid. Or entirely unobservant. He could see that this was eating his roommate up from the inside, the self-hate and the jealousy and… he knew he was inches away from trying something desperate. 

This was Peter’s “something desperate.”

Achard steps back, a tremor going through his body. He feels... chills. Perhaps it's leftover adrenaline working its way out of him after what he had done before.

Perhaps it's proof he didn't do that in vain.

What's important is that he feels... really, REALLY cold all of a sudden.

“Because love is dangerous. It weakens … It rots. It destroys order. And without order, what is left? Chaos.”

“I am so… not getting my army.”

“So that’s how you react to a near death experience?”

“Please smile.”

“This is one of my better ones.”

“You cheated on me, remember?”

“You left me at the altar. Remember?”

“Wow. [Name] slammed [him] pretty good.”

“Well, so much for being [king].”

“You think I can’t be [king]?!”

“You’re saying I need a love potion?”

“It was a joke!”

“[We] have to… go…”

“Just kidding, [Boss]!”

“Okay. All I have to do is - visualize.”

“Hey. Listen, uh… [elf]? I know just how you feel.”

“Man, you’ve got it bad.”

“I just wish… I wish there was some way to make [her] love me again!”

“But I know… you can.”

“But why can’t you?”

“Cause I’m big! My armor, it’s too shiny. I’d be spotted for sure. If only I was… little, like you.”

“I do blend in.”

“Oh, it would have been perfect!”

“I’ll do it!”

“If you stop crying.”

“Oh, I’m feeling much better now.”

“But [he] still loves you.”

“But if not [name], then, there has to be someone else.”

“Maybe if you got out more?”

“Let it go, [Dad].”

“You’ll be stronger with a [king] at your side.”

“I’m stronger alone.”

“I don’t want you to be alone.”

“I promise, if I meet a [guy] out there who takes my hand, and looks me in the eyes, and I don’t wanna hit [him], I’ll consider it. But that [guy] doesn’t exist.”

“Look, I’m usually a [guy] who enjoys a good joke, even at my own expense. But right now, I’m not in a “ha-ha” frame of mind. I’m in an “ah!” frame of mind.”

“How do you think I got in here?”

“You were listening! So I’ll do it.”

“I’m free! I’m free! I’m free - did I mention I’m free?”

“Free? We’re still in the dungeons!”

“I’ll have your head on a stick!”

“Bring me the prisoner.”

“What is that?”

“I made it special for you.”

“It looks good on you. I hope you like it.”

“No! No. Why don’t you have a wee nap? I promise I won’t go far.”

“Wait! Please tell me your name?”

“Wish I could say the same for you!”

“What do you mean?”

“I dunno. I was expecting… more?”

“Oh, no. What did [she] fall in love with?”

“Don’t listen to [him]!”

“Forget the potion! Get the antidote!”

“I wanted a wedding. Now I’m getting a funeral!”

“What if [he] doesn’t like me?”

“I’m going to destroy you!”

“No need to worry. I will protect [the kingdom].”