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as a feminist i support recreational abortion
i have mixed feelings about competitive
*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.
i suggest the contract is broken
Do yourself a favor, listen to her words. It’s black history, it’s about the rigged game. Note that the word Fuck is kachinged out.
god adoptables really are the funniest fucking thing the more i think about them. imagine youre so excited to get a character and draw them so good with all your ocs but someone else wins the bid and proceeds to only do shitty ms paint drawings of them smoking fat joints
Noooo,, n-n... no, no no no, noooo..... can you? No, I-I don't think so, no, that, that can't be possible.
i tried once and thorns of dark force materialized agonizingly around my wrist
I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

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*weeps uncontrollably at 9 o'clock in the morning*
God, I love randos on the internet who just want to be kind.
If you had supreme authority to direct one (1) entire episode of ygo with no limitations other than maintaining some vague semblance of continuity what do you do
If I got to direct a yugioh episode it would be a season 0 style episode about bowling.
yugi and friends are enjoying their weekend at the nonspecific bowling alley that has a big sign that says "BOWL" in dorky lettering. they're in the middle of a game and jounouchi is losing badly.
jounouchi decides that his only way to make a heroic comeback is to employ alternative bowling methods, which is to say he starts pitching like it's baseball. he accidentally launches the ball into the lane next to them and miraculously gets a strike. this causes some dude named majima to get pissed because now his buddy kiryu is suddenly winning their game without even having lifted a finger.
they decide they need to settle this like men. jounouchi gets into a scrap with majima while anzu and kiryu watch respectively, completely unimpressed. majima grabs jounouchi by the legs and flings him down the lane, bowling another strike for kiryu by accident. he gets so mad about it that he pulls a knife and takes yugi hostage for no good reason. yugi blacks out and becomes the Other Yugi and wrestles the knife away from majima then challenges him to a game.
the shadow game is a test of skill. whoever bowls a strike first gets to walk away unharmed. they both get infinite number of attempts. BUT! every time you miss, the holes in the bowling ball will chop one of your fingers off. majima doesn't take him seriously and bowls a gutterball and loses his middle finger as a result.
the other yugi gets a strike on his first try. he takes pity on majima and lets him put the bumpers up and try again. on the second attempt majima gets a split. he loses his index finger. the other yugi says that if he can get a spare on this next shot, then he'll declare majima to be the winner.
majima sees what he's up against. he decides to say fuck it and he grabs a bowling pin and tries to beat the shit out of the other yugi with it. the other yugi admonishes him for cheating at their game and subjects him to a penalty game. majima hallucinates that he has become a bowling pin and that a giant bowling ball is about to roll over him and kill him.
smash cut to the ordinary bowling alley where majima is sliding around in the middle of the lanes, screaming his head off. kiryu apologizes for his friend's behavior and says this is completely normal for him. yugi seems mildly concerned at best. jounouchi scrabbles his way back to the friend group and they pick up their game where they left off, undisturbed
hey girl check out this new punk song that just dropped. it's about how i dont like the government. but not only that, it's also about how i dont much care for the president of the united states either.
if that wasn't enough to convince you then don't worry: the singing is also bad
if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you
you really wont like the military then buddy
jokes on you, i already hate the military

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Statistically speaking I have more or less never seen a movie in my life
Flubber?
I've never seen flubber.
Asshole
little known fact, but squidward and squilliam are named after edward the confessor and william the conqueror, respectively
this is why squidward "promises" squilliam "his kingdom"
I think one of the funniest and darkest jokes of Pale Fire is that the titular poem is, on a technical level, not very good.
Kinbote spends the entire book waxing poetic about Shade's skill as a poet, how much of a critical darling he is, how every line is caked with hidden symbolism and meaning. Yet the rhetorical skill displayed in the poem is very basic. A lot of flowers are given to the opening line, "I was the shadow of the waxwing slain," and they should be. It's a haunting line, evoking the shock and pain of the Shades' unexpected loss of their daughter. It is not the only line of the poem, however. Pale Fire is an incredibly (I would argue excessively) verbose poem, which also contains lines like the following:
All colors made me happy: even gray. My eyes were such that literally they Took photographs...
If Shade is the poetic genius that Kinbote (an unreliable narrator, to say the least) leads us to believe, then surely one ought to expect better of him than such cringeworthy prose. I think there are a few different ways to read this, however. The first is that Shade is a pretentious blowhard, whose academic station insulates him from criticism. This is supported by Kinbote's claims about the way that the other professors fawn over him, as well as Shade's rants about political correctness and the youth. Under this reading Kinbote is fatally obsessed with a poet whose work is awful.
This is, in my opinion, immensely funny.
There is, however, a more empathetic reading available. Let us assume that John Shade is a skilled poet. This poem is immensely personal to Shade, as evidenced by the intimate conversations that Kinbote observes between John and Sybil about the poem, as well as the poem's content. This is a man baring his soul about the loss of his child. It doesn't matter to him if it's good; it's a work of passion, not meant for anyone but he and his wife. It's 999 lines of him trying to sort through the unimaginable trauma surrounding his daughter. I'm someone who believes that the emotion and humanity put into a piece of art is far more important than the technical skill that the piece displays. Regardless of the content of the poem, I respect it as a work and empathize with its fictional creator. This is one of the central horrors of Pale Fire: Kinbote's perversion of something so personal and private for a reading that disregards the central humanity of the piece, as well as his erasure of the women of the poem for the sake of his psychosexual obsession with Shade.
All of that said, there is also a third reading that combines the previous two. Under this reading, Shade is a conceited academic that writes awful poetry, and Pale Fire is his genuine attempt at writing a moving eulogy for his daughter. And, despite everything I've said about technical skill and creativity, that's really fucking funny.
Pacing back and forth solemnly considering this offer
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
Blue Lois
can i help you
Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
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i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

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It would make muggers think twice