The one and only

Honey, you got the leftover genes and brains weren’t an option for you. I’m afraid I took it all. 

Oh please, your brain is as smart as your last boyfriend. But hey, at least I got the looks.

Not that your brain extends to much thinking even if there was.

Sweetheart, it's fine to be jealous of my fabulous brain.

Don’t hurt yourself thinking.

I promise you, I won't. There isn't much to think about anyways.

Yeah, not that you would know

I wonder how you do. 

Want a sleeve tattoo, if I wasn’t in the acting industry I swear i’d be covered.

The struggles of famous celebrities.

Blaring Blink and Mayday Parade in my room isn’t that bad. Maybe to my neighbors, though.

Eh... They'll have to deal with it.

Bring on the sass.

The sass is not something I just... bring when it's expected.