did you just spill your drink on me?
shut up and dance with me, okay?
is this seat taken? sorry, this place is crowded.
i want to go home already.
having the strong feeling i’ll have to erase all my social networks in the morning.
could you do me a favor? could you pretend you’re my girl/boyfriend for a moment?
who the fuck invited you?
oh, i wasn’t expecting to see you here.
i said you could invite one person. one!
maybe i should have stayed home.
i am not nearly drunk enough yet.
i don’t recognize anyone here.
where’s a boy? i need to make out with someone.
i’m not drunk enough for this.
luckily for me, i have all my best ideas drunk.
it’s not a party without a little drama, am i right?
hiding from the drunk crowd too?
i only came for the free food.
do you want to get out of here?
boys are stupid, and i love you.
you’re beautiful, boys suck, i love you.
do you want to talk about it?
want to get some fresh air?
want to go somewhere quiet?