TEXTS BETWEEN BESTIES ( part one. )
her:
“men are scumbags.” “i feel okay, but, like-- my stomach can’t be trusted.” “we should go watch some nyoomnyoom.” “wanna cry? we’ve been friends for almost a decade.” “i really just wanna stay up late ONE DAMN NIGHT!” “why does it look like a mass cyanide poisoning?” “why is there an 8 year old?” “wut you say, lil bitch?” “SOMEONE HIT MY CAT-- I MEAN CAR.” “{NAME} IS ON DRUGS????” “and i INHALED some chinese food.” “not me sleeping through tornadoes.” “STOP YOU KNOW I HATE THAT!” “don’t be a playa and i won’t be a playa hata.” “you can’t leave if you WANTED TO.” “can’t wait for him to gum on me.” “YOU GOT A DONK NOW.” “AHHHH I LOVE THAT SHIT!”
me:
“kill all men. imma date a woman.” “when i die, use that picture at my funeral. like, the one they put up in front of your casket.” “damn thai iced tea.” “thinking about how much you love keith richards. wait, not you...me.” “i just be googling shiz.” “i stayed up late last night to watch jackass and now i have johnny knoxville and steve-o brain rot.” “STOP HE’S SOOOO FINE.” “don’t drink the kool-aid !!!” “i look like timothee chalamoonie.” “why didn’t they give harvey dent skin grafts: a novel by me.” “is this a red flag?” “this is so bussin’ a nut.” “imma take both of ‘em. two boyfriendssss.” “I’M LEAVING YEET!!!!!” “beetlejuice is so hot. like he is so fine.” “skin care? out da window. hair? bye. fashion? bye. make-up? bye.” “this gives me motivation to somehow get famous and tell all the people from my past to suck it.” “imma be honest, i wouldn’t wish that on anyone, but seeing karma feels good.”














