Stefinatrix

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist.

That's adorable!

What in the White World of Sports is this fuckery??????

@ God y do u waste beautiful eyelashes on ungrateful men

Or oxygen.

I know that his name is Marshall Holman, and I’m not sure exactly how I feel about the fact that I know that.

Cancer finally got one right!

Fart grenade

thats the best response and is now the name of this dish

Watch out for the crapnel!

Cue their theme song...

I think this is how they find out who still owns firearms in Australia.

Does it bother anyone else that they didn’t rewind the fucking tapes???

Instead of selling “hunt” permits to assholes like the Trump crotchfruit, could they organize poacher hunting safaris?  I could be down for that.

let her in wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey would you like hear about our lord and saviour Odin?

WTF is wrong with you?  Invite them in!

mood

At least he got to go to Mars, we’re stuck on this shithole rock.

The darkest of cuddles.  So dark.  Much cuddle.

NO, they can’t have that BAR, but they’re welcome to free shots.

Serious Manson Lamps!