more like steve busc-meme-i

worlds biggest salami

i’m junior

he’s so sweet. he was really trying to close the pizza box correctly. junior is a nice kid and i am his biggest fan.

when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell

me: *flips dogs ear inside out* me: can u..,. hear better like this

we need to stop being so desperate about finding aliens. we need to play hard to get, pretend like we couldn’t care less. watch them come rushing into our atmosphere