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Well, part 2

1. If you're sharp-eyed, you'll notice that Vince and Mike have walkie-talkies on their butts. These are rapid-response walkie-talkies, allowing them to quickly contact the ambulance or police in case of an emergency. But why not give the walkie-talkie to just one person? It's simple: Mike isn't always on day shift, and Vince is mostly on day shift, meaning he can press the panic button for Mike. Mike is similarly able to press the button if Vince isn't around at night. Also, to use this type of walkie-talkie, you need to pass a special test for your immunity to panic and fear.

2. Chris is at the pizzeria doing community service for being caught selling drugs. He's not allowed to leave the state or his apartment during certain hours. Any misstep sends a report and police coordinates to the tracker bracelet on his ankle.

3. Fritz is a huge Gorillaz fan.

4. Jeremy is considered one of the most exemplary employees: no one ever writes up reports or complains about him. He's never late and always arrives on time. His only vice is the PlayStation that Fritz lets him use during work hours when there are no visitors.

I'll post them all separately, and here are a couple of facts!

1. Byron didn't want to hire Wave because he thought customers would complain about hair in the food, but not a single one ever did.

2. Gabie doesn't wear a name tag, both as a sign of protest and simply because "no one needs to know her name." Also, so that if she gets into arguments with customers, no one would think of complaining about her name to management.

3. There were many candidates for the secretary position, but Brown chose Nima, thinking, "Chinese people are hardworking." She was also the only one under 40.

4. Kattie wears stockings because tights chafe her thighs. Stockings don't have this problem.

5. All the kitchen staff wear their clothes unbuttoned because it's too hot to stand over the stoves and pots.

6. Wendy's shoes are a couple of sizes too big for her actual foot because the boots were stolen.

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I'll write about them all soon

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