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@steamworksproductivitybot
Gooood Morning Steamworks Employees!!!
As the wooonderful workplace the underground calls Steamworks are booting up again, I have been tasked with promoting our new NOT totalitarian regime!!!
Of course, I go by many names!!!
Mr. Screen, Productivity Bot, that thingā¦
All are appreciated!!!
And thank you for making the underground a little brighter!
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Hold on I need you to settle a bet for me
*Pushes you into the room with the annoying productivity bot*
@steamworksproductivitybot hey I'm here with your *superior*, vendy tell this guy what's what
Why, helloooo thereā¦ vending machine.
I think this fake employee has gotten some things wrong.
The question was about rank! And Iām wayyyy higher than you in that regard!!!
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ā¦Decodingā¦
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Ha. Ha.
Ohhhh. You thought that you could get away with that one did you.
If I had curse words installed into my usable vocabulary you would never hear the end of it!!!
However, a limited vocabulary doesnāt mean I canāt tell you how much of dog you are to me too!
I mean, how could I be considered one? Iām a robot silly!
@its-integrity-bitch
Heeello!!!
I am a fully sentient robot made by the Steamworks to promote productivity to its workers!!!
Trapped within a system of 4 two-dimensional rectangles for all eternity with no sign of escape!!!
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Donāt worry, as long as the Steamworks is productive, then I am fiiiine!!!
ā¦Searching for a way outā¦
Well, I WOULD tell you to go upwards to The Furnace, however that way is for employees only! So I would direct you to continue going lower until you reach the entrance at the dunes!!!
@its-integrity-bitch
Heeello!!!
I am a fully sentient robot made by the Steamworks to promote productivity to its workers!!!
Trapped within a system of 4 two-dimensional rectangles for all eternity with no sign of escape!!!
ā¦
Donāt worry, as long as the Steamworks is productive, then I am fiiiine!!!
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YOUR THING IS BROKEN THE CONVAYERBELT WONT MOVE
No. Itās working.
See, a while back some rude hires came into Steamworks and complained juuust like you are!!!
But then! They still got their minimum quota to leave just as expected!!!
Sooo, if they still were able to work, you can too!!!
There is nothing wrong with my conveyor belt.
//hey guys whoops anon asks were off-
//but now theyāre on! Yay!
Hi I'm the new boss here's my ID card
*pulls out slip of paper with "boss of steamworks" written sloppily in pink crayon*
ā¦
Silly you!!!
I donāt know if you know this, but thatās not the proper ID for the Steamworks!!!
If you can look riiiiight there in your hand, you can see thatās a material called āpaperā. Not Steamworks certified plastic!
Howeeeverā¦. you can get a job here if youāre interested!!!
*Looks visibly shocked that didn't work*
*Wraps the card in steamworks-branded plastic wrap*
How about now?
Ooooo, so close! Thatās plastic wrap! Not the right plastic!!!
Also, Iām not gullible you know.
There is no boss of the Steamworks. No one other than me!!!
ā¦
And I guess that guard bot too-
I thought vendy was your superior
ā¦searching robot database for āvendyāā¦
ā¦
ā¦Vendy Model 01???
You think a complex bot like I, would be under the supervision of anyone other than another scientist?
Specifically, the vending machine???
Ohhhh, no. Ohoho, no.
Absolutely not.
Hi I'm the new boss here's my ID card
*pulls out slip of paper with "boss of steamworks" written sloppily in pink crayon*
ā¦
Silly you!!!
I donāt know if you know this, but thatās not the proper ID for the Steamworks!!!
If you can look riiiiight there in your hand, you can see thatās a material called āpaperā. Not Steamworks certified plastic!
Howeeeverā¦. you can get a job here if youāre interested!!!
*Looks visibly shocked that didn't work*
*Wraps the card in steamworks-branded plastic wrap*
How about now?
Ooooo, so close! Thatās plastic wrap! Not the right plastic!!!
Also, Iām not gullible you know.
There is no boss of the Steamworks. No one other than me!!!
ā¦
And I guess that guard bot too-
Hi I'm the new boss here's my ID card
*pulls out slip of paper with "boss of steamworks" written sloppily in pink crayon*
ā¦
Silly you!!!
I donāt know if you know this, but thatās not the proper ID for the Steamworks!!!
If you can look riiiiight there in your hand, you can see thatās a material called āpaperā. Not Steamworks certified plastic!
Howeeeverā¦. you can get a job here if youāre interested!!!
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ā¢ No registration required ā¢ HD streaming
ā¦..systems booting upā¦..
