Prompts pulled from BDG's Kingdom Hearts hero's journey video. Feel free to changes words, pronouns, etc. as needed!

❝ That seems perfectly reasonable. ❞

❝ It seems like I have a tall task ahead of me. ❞

❝ You sweet summer child. ❞

❝ You babe swaddled in the cashmere blanket of ignorance. ❞

❝ You ask too little of me. ❞

❝ I will give you the tools necessary to understand any story you are ever faced with for the rest of your life. ❞

❝ Consider yourself warned. ❞

❝ That was pretty painless, don't you think? ❞

❝ But, granted, that's not what people have an issue with. ❞

❝ But ... is Sora in it? ❞

❝ ... Why? ❞

❝ I seem to have neglected, uh, like three other hero's journeys, in this hero's journey. ❞

❝ I'm gonna move these over a little bit so that way I can have a bit more space. ❞

❝ He gets norted, so he's not that good of a hero. ❞

❝ I'm sorry Vogler, I am gonna have to include another step on your hero's journey. ❞

❝ What do you mean "nope"? ❞

❝ It's totally fine, because it just fleshes out [name]'s hero's journey. ❞

❝ So it's just gonna hang out, uh, around here. ❞

❝ So this should be a breeze. ❞

❝ All right, assholes! I have no more space here, so I made you a data cube. Are ya happy!? ❞

❝ It's that thing that happens in the hero's journey. ❞

❝ But, I don't know, I feel like I'm just missing something. ❞

❝ I forgot about the villain's journey. ❞

❝ The villain's tridecagon is definitely the key. ❞

❝ He deserves a wheel as well. ❞

❝ You have to be contacted by a future version of yourself. ❞

❝ It gives you the ability to time travel. ❞

❝ This special string just shows that they can go wherever they want to in time. ❞

❝ What do you do after you find out about that power? ❞

❝ Once you've got that boy under your possession, time to get real into unethical science. ❞

❝ But are you happy with just those two versions of yourself? ❞

❝ And now that you're jazzed and ready to go, time to fail. ❞

❝ You do have to fail once in order to succeed later as a villain. ❞

❝ But don't let that failure get you down, it's time for stage 10. ❞

❝ And then you fail again. ❞

❝ But guess what! It's time travel time. ❞

❝ You're either gonna win, or you're gonna lose. ❞

❝ This is the thing that we were missing. ❞

❝ The villain's variable is what will tie together the rest of the story. ❞

❝ This is the modern hero's journey. ❞