no clue what i'm doing

                                                        “ yes, i do. ”

character aesthetics: katherine plumber

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)! *some of those are quite nsfw

❝ What do you do with a B.A. in English? ❞

❝ Four years of college have earned me this useless degree. ❞

❝ The catering company laid me off. ❞

❝ It sucks to be me. ❞

❝ It sucks to be broke, and unemployed, and turning 33!  ❞

❝ So why don’t I have a boyfriend? ❞

❝ Whose life sucks more, _____’s or mine? ❞

❝ He knows lots of ways to make me really upset! ❞

❝ You leave your clothes out! You put your feet on my chair! ❞

❝ You do such anal things like ironing your underwear! ❞

❝ Aah, an afternoon alone with my favorite book, “Broadway Musicals of the 1940s.” ❞

❝ I think he was coming on to me. ❞

❝ I think he might’ve thought I was gay! ❞

❝ You don’t have to get all defensive. ❞

❝ I am NOT getting defensive! ❞

❝ What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay? ❞

❝ I just think it’s something we should be able to talk about. ❞

❝ If you were gay, that’d be okay. ❞

❝ But I’m not gay. ❞ 

❝ Hey! Guess what! I’m gay! ❞ 

❝ What should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys? ❞ 

❝ I’m not listening. ❞ 

❝ You were just born that way. ❞ 

❝ As they say, it’s in your DNA. ❞ 

❝ Everyone else has a purpose, so what’s mine? ❞ 

❝ No one’s really colorblind. ❞ 

❝ Don’t laugh at her/him/them! How many languages do you speak? ❞ 

❝ I know you are no intending to be. But calling me Oriental is offensive to me. ❞ 

❝ The internet is really, really great… for porn. ❞ 

❝ That’s gross! You’re a pervert. ❞ 

❝ Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the internet. ❞ 

❝ I think he likes me. ❞ 

❝ Does he “like me” like me? ❞ 

❝ I kept coming across songs I thought you’d like, so I made you this tape. ❞ 

❝ Can I get you a drink? Or a snack? ❞ 

❝ He made me a mixtape. ❞ 

❝ Sometimes when someone has a crush on you, they’ll make you a mix tape to give you a clue. ❞ 

❝ I’ve never gotten such a nice present from a guy. ❞ 

❝ I’m not wearing underwear today. ❞ 

❝ I can make you feel special for an hour or two. ❞ 

❝ I can tell just by looking that you are especially hard for me. ❞ 

❝ Take her home, she’s wasted! ❞ 

❝ No one’s ever touched me like this before. ❞ 

❝ You can be as loud as the hell you want. ❞

❝ Are we being too loud? ❞

❝ Who’s your daddy? ❞

❝ Yes! Work your mama! ❞

❝ Take off your shirt. ❞

❝ All those nights I’d lay in bed, thoughts of you running through my head. ❞

❝ I never thought the things in my head could really happen in my bed. ❞

❝ All those years, I missed the signs. ❞

❝ I’m afraid that I like you more than I’ve ever liked any guy before. ❞

❝ When you want me I’m gonna be right there. ❞

❝ She cooks like my mother and sucks like a Hoover. ❞

❝ I wish you could meet my girlfriend, but you can’t because she is in [location] . ❞

❝ I love her, I miss her, I can’t wait to kiss her. ❞

❝ I have a girlfriend. ❞

❝ I can’t wait to eat her pussy again! ❞

❝ There’s a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend. ❞

❝ There’s a fine, fine line between a fairy tale and a lie. ❞

❝ I don’t have the time to waste on you anymore. ❞

❝ I don’t think that you even know what you’re looking for. ❞

❝ For my own sanity, I’ve got to close the door and walk away. ❞

❝ Nobody’s seen you for two weeks. What’s up with that? ❞

❝ No, thanks, I’m staying in! ❞ 

❝ Hope you don’t get gonorrhea! ❞

❝ The more you love someone, the more you want to kill them. ❞

❝ The more you love someone, the more he makes you cry. ❞

❝ When I see how sad you are, it sorta makes me happy. ❞

❝ I wish I could go back to college. ❞

❝ What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again. ❞

❝ These kids are so much younger than me. ❞

❝ Give me your money! ❞

❝ I’ll find him/you a boyfriend! ❞

❝ Now I have a therapist to work through this. ❞

❝ Are you high? ❞

❝ I’m not some young kid who doesn’t know anything! ❞

❝ Fuck you. ❞

❝ Why does everything have to be so hard? ❞

❝ For now, we’re healthy. ❞

“I think we were cursed from the start.“ 

"Do you ever wonder who took the light from our life?" 

"All we did was suffer." 

"You took my heart." 

"You took my heaven away." 

"Some days I feel everything; others are numbing." 

"Can never find the in between—it’s all or nothing." 

"I can’t process what I’m feeling now." 

"Never wanted to be here now." 

"I never wanted a body." 

"What have you done?" 

"I know I went and left you all alone." 

"Please don’t think that I let you go." 

"I never let go." 

"I could touch a hundred thousand souls but none of them would ever feel like home." 

"You’re the only one that I’ll ever know." 

"I don’t belong to anyone else." 

"I know you only want me to yourself." 

"I’m the one I fear the most." 

"Little did I know that I was only crying wolf." 

"I know it’s so wrong but I’m so far gone." 

"Don’t need you to tell me I’m so cynical." 

"Quit being so over-skeptical." 

"Don’t need a metaphor for you to know I’m miserable." 

"When did I get so pitiful?" 

"No, I never sold my soul." 

"I was your be-all-end-all." 

"You said you wanna get to know me." 

"But I think our lifelines became too intertwined and now we’ve paid the price." 

"Love’s like watching someone die." 

"Do we have bad blood?" 

"Darling, I always knew that we were doomed." 

"Where does your body go when I leave you alone?" 

"Would your heart know if I met you in a brand new set of bones?" 

"I’m just a body that you used to know." 

"I’m just somebody that you used to know." 

"Did I make your body shake?" 

"I think we’ve loved a thousand lives; I try to find you every time." 

"Don’t need to speak, I think we’ve had enough of each other." 

"Don’t make it worse." 

"You were just physical touch, not necessarily love." 

"I feel too little and I think too much." 

"That shit was pathetic, I need love." 

"Call me spineless but at least I’ve got a heart between my lungs." 

"You feel too little and I feel too much." 

"You got no love in your bones." 

"Trying to find some heart from you is like draining blood from stones." 

"We’ve made such a mess of this place." 

"There’s bloodstains on your face." 

"Show me no mercy." 

"If you’re gonna make it hurt, show me no mercy." 

"As long as it won’t separate you from me, I’ll be fine." 

"There’s always been a disconnect running from my heart to my head." 

"I’ve been feeling so distant." 

"As long as they don’t separate you from me, I’ll be fine." 

"Nerves on fire, your hand in mine—I wouldn’t mind if I died." 

"Tonight I’ll give you my life." 

"You keep on saying that I’ve changed." 

"I know that I don’t quite seem the same." 

Musical Theatre Challenge: [2/7] characters ↳ Katherine Plumber (Newsies)

But all I know is nothing happens if you just give in It can’t be any worse than how it’s been And it just so happens that we just might win