baddest bitch in 1503 

Everything happens for a reason. The reason is that you be on that phone.

Chosen.

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

If you don’t reblog I probably won’t like you as a person

If you get the urge, here’s an absolutely free pass to question my cooking skills, dancing ability, and/or dress sense, or whatever else comes to mind based on my whiteness. Somehow I’ll cope.

Yes to alllll of this.

I reblogged it once and I’m doing this again ‘cause this is all fucking true

All of this. Know your privilege.

Yes

I dont want a career and I hate working. There I said it

My kink is husbands & wives who are still portrayed as very much in love with each other, because even after years of commitment and kids, they still talk to each other, go on fun random adventures and try new things. No resentment. No portrayal of marriage as a chore. Just actual love.

I have been watching the old The Adams Family TV show, and it portrays a happy family, that is the charm of the show!

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

u tryna stay in my life or na

When ur the baddest bitch at trader joes and everyone knows it

Focus on a toxic-free lifestyle. Know what you want and cut off what you dont. Stay true to your intentions. Know your worth.