0pium k1ng (not rlly)

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

photosynthesis

If I don’t message you for months it’s not because I don’t like you it’s because I have no idea what to say to other humans that would interest them

and btw the seas are fully dried up

cant take a bus to the beach to fact check this one right now but reblogging to spread the word just in case

how would the bus driver know when to stop

Hi i am Deficient in so many minerals and im about to do something ill regret

why is shinji in sailor moon

therapy

This got about 1000% better when I turned the sound on

thought this was GTA V for like a full ten seconds

This made me smile! 

This makes me wanna stretch 😂😂😂

Gamers dont drink

Gamers will see water and be like "I am physically incapable of digesting this"

siri do my pets know i’m cleaning out their eye boogs or do they think i just like poking them in the corneas for fun all the time