i draw and watercolor and make comics and sometimes sew and make costumes and puppets and take photos and make animations. but mostly i draw <3 send me asks!!
hi im static (also known as evilbarking on insta or staticstray on tumblr as well). i draw warriors fan art but only of my own OCs because iāve never read the books.
thank you for sending asks!! if it takes a while for me to respond itās because Iām drawing something for it
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one kitten is so chill and calm i worry she doesnāt know she exists. the other is an unstoppable beast and greedy little hog and he makes me believe there will never be peace again.
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most of this is on my pinned post if you need to find it, but here it is all in one post for your convenience! everything under the cut :)
These dragons are from an original pattern by me, and machine stitched with super soft minky fabric. They are about 14ā long (35 cm) and 9ā tall (23 cm), depending on how you design them.
They are $60 + shipping, and I ship from the Midwest USA. Shipping is usually around $6-10 in the US, and $15-30 for international, but I'll try to get you the lowest price possible in any case. If you want an estimate, just send me a message! No other commitment required.
These are the current fabrics I have available. If none of these colors work for you, I can attempt to dye a custom one, but that will take a little more time.
Some colors are in slightly different textures, so be aware of that. They are labelled F, for fuzzy.
For example, this dragon's body & horns are Coral and Magenta, which are fuzzier fabrics. The underbelly and wings are Cream, which is the standard minky. There is a slight difference in texture, but both types are super soft.
[Stuffing note]: I tend to stuff these guys pretty firm to hold their shape, so do let me know if youād rather have yours be more flopsy.
[Eye color note]: The eyes are plastic safety eyes, and I can do any color you like, including gradients. If you want something very specific, it's good to send a reference I can follow!
Here are some examples of addons you can choose for your dragon. You're not limited to these, and if you have any references I can use, then I can design some more specific parts.
If you want larger changes to the base pattern (body shape, bigger size, lots of addons, complex embroidery designs, etc.) that will increase the price a bit. Just let me know what you want, and I'll give you a quote!
When you decide on what you want, I will draft you a mockup and make sure you like it before I start to make the dragon. Here is an example of what that might look like:
I collect payment at the end, a day or two before the dragon is ready to be shipped. I use Paypal or Venmo.
Feel free to send me a message if you have any questions, or if you want to start working out the details of your dragon! You can also use my order form if that is more convenient for you:
Order Form Here!
Take a look at my plush tag for past dragons I've made!
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which of your monster truck cats has the most horsepower?
who would you say has the most tragic backstory out of all of them? (or top 3) >:ā¢}
Leadfoot and his crew have the truck with the highest horsepower. Roadkiller weighs almost 17 tons and packs 1,400 horsies, but it is still beat in most competitions by Slipstreamās Tsunami, which generates closer to 1,300 horsies. Tsunami is just a smaller truck with better acceleration, and Slipstream is an extremely good driver.
The cat with the most tragic backstory is definitely Roadrage. He was born in a Wendyās dumpster and eventually all his siblings and mother were taken in by various people, but he was left behind. He just had that haunted expression. You know the way some crusty white cats are.
He grew up on the streets where he occasionally ran into members of Apex Clan when they came into the city to steal car parts. He always wanted to go with them, but there was a major problem standing in his way ā he had a paralyzing fear of automobiles. The monster truck cats always laughed him off, so one day he forced himself to conquer this fear by running into the street.
He was hit by a car, of course, but miraculously lived. Ever since then he hasnāt been afraid of them at all, and he still has the tire marks from where he was run over.
After that, Apex Clan finally accepted him and he worked his way up to being the Star Racer of the clan with his iconic truck, Paralyzer. Heās the most unhinged of all the drivers for sure.
ABSOLUTELY AMAZING, EATING ALL OF THIS. Here's a few more questions because I love reading 'n have an insatiable curiosity:
ApexClan and TorqueClan, are they the only clans?
What are the roles in the clans besides the Star Racers/general racers? Are there leaders, deputies, and medicine cats? Or is the entire clan just one big team essentially, with only the Star Racers gaining the places of powers?
Do/will cats ever use their claws and teeth to fight? Or is that akin to someone hopping out of the car to attack you through your window for brake checking them?
(and follow up about questions: Would you prefer me to send asks one by one or are you okay with big chunks like this ask?)
- š
1. There are 3 monster truck clans in the areaāTorque Clan, Apex Clan, and Piston Clan. Apex Clan is by far the most confrontational, while Piston Clan mostly keeps to themselves and are a little farther away. There are also a few regular cat clans in the area. They are extremely intimidated by the Monster Truck Warriors.
2. Most of the traditional roles within the clans are gone, but the cats all learn the same essential things like hunting, medicine, and fighting (mostly in case they come across larger predators in the wild). There are leaders, but their main purpose is to arrange competitions and judge victories. These are usually chosen by popular vote, and tend to be cats who are well liked with charismatic personalities. Driftstar, the leader of Torque Clan, was chosen to be leader simply because he is very cool and chill. When the clans compete, he is there to ensure everybody plays fair. He and the other clan leader act as referees, in a sense.
Driftstar ^
As for Star Racers, the only real power they gain is reputation and responsibility. If you want to be a Star Racer, you must be willing to compete for the clan anytime at a momentās notice. It can be hard work especially if your clan is frequently at odds with another.
3. There have definitely been instances of co-drivers jumping into enemy trucks to attack the other driver. This is generally against the rules in major competitions, but as long as itās not a regulated, inter-clan competition, anything goes. Out of the trucks, cats will definitely beat each other up sometimes. Itās enrichment for them.
(4. i donāt mind either way. you can do whatever you want forever <3)
THIS IS SO FIRE???? I actually love this so much it's like the perfect balance of shit posting and real au shit???? Idk if I worded that right but either way this is so cool and I'm genuinely interested š
What's clan life like? And what clans are around?
- š
Thank you!!!! This is just a shitpost but even shitposts need world building.
The clans are made up of cats who live and breath monster trucks. Kittens are raised to know the ins and outs of racing, truck maintenance, and even field medicine in case of accidents or injuries. Each clan functions in a way as a team, with multiple trucks competing for the clan as a whole, but there are still rivalries within the clans that keep each crew training to improve their speed and performance.
All trucks have a driver and a pit crew. The driver is naturally the face of the truck, though the truck itself is definitely the biggest icon. However, the driver gets the most recognition for winning races and will grow their own personal reputation. The pit crew consists usually of 2-3 other catsāmechanics, medics, and occasionally a co-driver for trucks that are capable of more complex tricks (because cats are small and canāt reach all the buttons & pedals in their own).
Most cats aspire to be drivers and dream of having a truck of their own, but many are content being in the crew. One crew member is often trained to take over for the driver in case of medical leaves or retirement.
There are usually 2-3 Star Racers per clan who will compete with other clans to settle disputes. Slipstream is the Star Racer of Torque Clan, and she has been undefeated since she first became a driver. Her only competition within the clan is Leadfoot, who has been trying to usurp her for years.
Slipstream & Leadfoot ^
As long as resources are available to build or fix old trucks, any cat can build one and become a driver. That doesnāt necessarily mean they will compete or be good at it. Crankshaft, for example, always dreamed of being a driver but is nowhere near being a Star Racer, and doesnāt even have a full pit crew (itās just Tailspin).
Torque Clanās main rival is Apex Clan, which are skilled in their own right. They also have territory near one of the largest Scrapyards where they get their resources from, which is the main source of tension between them.
Not all cats in the clans aspire to drive or be on crews. Some are just normal, but still show up to rally for their racers. All cats, including the Star Racers, share in the responsibility of hunting for food and caring for kittens or sick and injured cats.
Clan life is competitive, but mostly invigorating and fun. Skirmishes between cats over status or clan affiliation can happen in private, but major ābattlesā are only won in fair competitions that put none but the willing drivers at risk. The main threat to the cats is humans finding out that they have learned to build and drive monster trucks.
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Definitely a joke I'm sorry šš«¶ But I'd definitely love to know more about these racing cats!! Low-key it's so cool I'm interested
- š(Sheep Anon :P)
never apologize ā thatās the first law of Torque Clan.
the Monster Truck Warriors first began long ago during the Great Destruction. the woods they used to roam were cleared to develop condos and strip malls, and the clan cats were forced to adapt to harsh city life, fighting for scraps of food and living in the shadow of the cruel twolegs.
but then a brave cat known as Rebarclaw led the clans to their salvationāthe endless land of twisted metal known as the Scrapyard, where the bodies of the twolegās discarded monsters lie neglected. from their generations of a hardened life in the city, the cats learned not to fear monsters, and soon they learned to conquer them.
in the Scrapyards, the cats discovered their talents in raising these abandoned monsters from the dead. in a way, they saw themselves in the metal beastsāleft to wither and rust away by the twolegs. so they made them their own, and they mimicked the way twolegs controlled them to travel, but they also discovered they could be used in battle as well.
many generations passed and the Monster Truck Warriors no longer fight claw-to-claw. no, they now settle disputes with races and competitions in their monster trucks. though it is still a dangerous road, no blood needs to be shed for the clans to maintain peace and order.
the speed and safety of the monsters gave the clans the freedom to leave the cities far behind, and now they roam the empty fields and farmlands far outside the cities they came from. they only return to steal fuel and mechanical parts under the cover of darknessāa perfect crime, since the last thing twolegs would suspect is truck-driving cats. ļæ¼