Stary :]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

My sweet baby :*(

“My girl”

Just a friendly reminder that the only bet Kaz Brekker ever lost was based on his unshakable belief that a father had to love his son

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

manifesting for everyone to have a very lesbian summer

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things