and you, over there? leave your cuticles alone. 

and don’t touch that weird bump at the back of your scalp, for fuck’s sake

so much as think about biting the inside of your cheeks and I will come to your house and Get you

I feel attacked…

u lucky he holdin me back bitch on antartica i woulda slept u

I like girls but girls don’t like me

if u love the moon, chances are high that u are a lonely bitch

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

when you die you go to the mii plaza

we wish

*wii wish

not to be nsfw but can someone hold my hand and do the thumb rub thing

reclaiming “haha youre gay” as a friendly affirmation between, two gays, is nice actually