moonchild, you shine 🌙

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

rock & roll

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

respecto a la nueva serie de telefe sobre las botineras me parece increíble la decadencia actual del deporte y su cultura pq incluso en épocas mas antiguas y machistas jamás te vendian como algo digno ser la mujer operadisima oxigenada, q vive de giveaways/ser embajadora de marcas pedorras y parirle 2½ nenes al futbolista pelotudo del momento

la selección femenina de fútbol argentina (q clasificó al mundial 2027) mientras tanto en un galpon en tero violado: hola si

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

Gen AI is nothing special I can also draw / write badly, help you with math inconsistently, answer you dubiously, and consume amounts of water you would think are physically impossible

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

you have met me at a very argentinean (suicidable) time in my life…

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry