StarwolfAfton

"new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want"

The Romanian translator of The Edge Chronicles, Alina Scurtu, apparently had the same exact problem as the Hungarian translators when it comes to Cowlquape. As in, Paul Stewart told nobody else until 2019 that it comes from the German word for tadpole, and has nothing to do w cowls and capes. Regadless, the Romanian translation kept all the OG English names for characters, but at least in the supplementary booklet aka. The Edge Chronicles Maps, there is a footnote for what the first name of Cowlquape* Pentefraxis means:

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Step 1: Write down all of your thoughts before going to sleep.

Step 2: If your thoughts are still bothering you after writing them down, realize that you're not gonna solve this tonight. It's now time to distract yourself long enough to fall asleep.

Here are some techniques for that:

a) Force yourself to think about something else you have to concentrate on, like solving math problems in your head or try to think of as many names, cities, countries, whatever that start with the letter A, then B, then C, and so on, until you fall asleep.

b) Imagine that your thoughts are another person talking in public, and then imagine yourself walking away from them until you can no longer hear them.

c) Masturbate.

beedle:

Tweet that says “I attempt to cannonball into the bathtub but miss and sail silently out the open window”

Tumblr post of a little animated axolotl flailing around and the caption is #GIRL. Reblog says “fuck it up creature”

ná thóg mo díomuachas i ndáiríre an t-am ar fad i gcónaí tosóidh mé arís agus arís is cuma cad a tharlóidh

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