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after Sun Wukong, the Monkey King himself, is freed from a long imprisonment (for nearly overthrowing the gods, nothing much), he has to guard the Tang monk on his long pilgrimage, in order to redeem himself. and the way he alternates between absolute enthusiasm and disobedience, the way he resorts so easily to violence but is protective of those he perceives as his... and the way the podcaster read some of his dialogue, like "I'll get it for you, Master!"

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and when they bone they forget to shield, so their riders are unbearably horny for each other as a result.

this but make it codywan

pro-Dom(me) Obi-Wan forgets brain-to-mouth filter after seeing a very pretty shop assistant

Obi-Wan teaches at a university - crucially, he's not a professor, and he has a fraught relationship with his family. Dooku is the rich grandpa who constantly holds the threat of disinheriting him over his head - and worse the threat of withdrawing his approval, his affection. and Obi-Wan is already on thin ice for pursuing some "liberal arts bullshit" as Grandpa puts it. so when his washing machine breaks and he has no money to fix it, he's not going to ask for help.

their schedules somehow align - Cody is there late after closing, Obi-Wan is a night owl, it's not very busy and they keep seeing each other. one day Obi-Wan is tired and drops the stack of papers he's grading, and while Cody helps him pick them up, he notices -

"Anna Kamieńska?" Cody asks, a spark of recognition in his eyes, "The poet is a great mute," he quotes wistfully, then looks sheepishly away. "Sorry, I didn't mean to pry into your business."

and Obi-Wan is in love and they can be nerds about dead Polish poets together. Obi-Wan will finally eat a warm meal and a vegetable, Cody will be forced to take a day off and not work himself to death, and they move in together and buy a new washing machine.

and they absolutely do not understand each other, because Boba speaks an older Concord Dawn dialect he learned from his father, while Din speaks the weirdest insular variant of Mando’a that only his covert used

ever since I saw this Dune quote I have been obsessed with the idea of using it for dark Tatooine codywan with imperial Cody

Cody in dogged pursuit, tired and broken and still going for reasons he does not understand anymore

Cody gone rogue, still trying to follow his orders, but no longer responding to current imperial commands

Obi-Wan running, no, walking away, tired and broken

until he can’t do it anymore and he stops and he tells Cody to do what he must

and Cody is standing over him, the mouth of his blaster touching Obi-Wan’s temple, and it’s the closes they’ve been in years and they feel decades older than they are

and Cody is about to pull the trigger - or maybe he isn’t

when someone whacks him over the head

we pan out and Beru Whitesun Lars is standing over him, a rifle in her hand, though she mercifully used the butt to knock him out. she’s not sure mercy was the right choice, but…

“Who is this man to you?” she asks, but Obi-Wan is too tired to answer. 

She brings them both home. Owen tries to protest, tries to say that if this man tried to kill Ben he must be dangerous, he must be with the Empire, but she simply points at the state of his armour and the tired lines of his face and says “I don’t think he’s with the Empire anymore. We just won’t let him kill anyone.” and she ties him to a chair

ever since I saw this Dune quote I have been obsessed with the idea of using it for dark Tatooine codywan with imperial Cody

Cody in dogged pursuit, tired and broken and still going for reasons he does not understand anymore

Cody gone rogue, still trying to follow his orders, but no longer responding to current imperial commands

Obi-Wan running, no, walking away, tired and broken

until he can’t do it anymore and he stops and he tells Cody to do what he must

and Cody is standing over him, the mouth of his blaster touching Obi-Wan’s temple, and it’s the closes they’ve been in years and they feel decades older than they are

and Cody is about to pull the trigger - or maybe he isn’t

when someone whacks him over the head

we pan out and Beru Whitesun Lars is standing over him, a rifle in her hand, though the mercifully used the butt to knock him out. she’s not sure mercy was the right choice, but…

“Who is this man to you?” she asks, but Obi-Wan is too tired to answer. 

She brings them both home. Owen tries to protest, tries to say that if this man tried to kill Ben he must be dangerous, he must be with the Empire, but she simply points at the state of his armour and the tired lines of his face and says “I don’t think he’s with the Empire anymore. We just won’t let him kill anyone.” and she ties him to a chair

Palpatine is shot dead, the empire never starts, the Jedi are mostly alive, the war ends. they eventually figure out that the chips can be safely removed, but now all the clones are a lot more traumatised and most of them will never trust a natborn ever again.

always-a-Sith Anakin and his right hand man Cody hunting Obi-Wan for sport