i'm a preacher... beTTer watch out

• become medusa

• dance naked around a fire in the woods w other ladies

• eat men

• let their eyes roll back in their head and speak in tongues

i hope so Too, liTTle one, i really do…

aww shiT…  ain’T you sweeTer Than sTardust pie…  Thank you kindly, scamp… i ain’T got a nickname yeT, but you can pick one for me if you like… 

:o)

i’m sure you will! there’s really no reason to keep trolls on ships forever gotta have a mission eventually!

i’ll have to get to know you some to pick one but i accept the challenge we’re going to find out the perfect nickname before this friendship is up i swear

well i’ll be… you really do goT an air of speediness abouT you…

how are you and your maTespriT spendin These harvesTerror fesTiviTies…? any colors, any cullin’ or mayhem…? Trick or beaTin’…?

thats RIGHT

hah hahaa…  you know, i’ll accepT your complimenTs for now… you goT enough sinceriTy in your words ThaT i Think i’ll believe you…

well, since we’re here, Talkin’ ‘bouT The public and audience… how ‘bouT you Tell me whaT you like To do wiTh your arT… and just why you caTer To us mirThfolk…

and jusT whaT sorTa sTudy you’ve done on my faiTh

Like I said, I don’t do empty complements because I knowe what I’m talking aboute and who I’m talking to.

Welle, for personale endeavors, I worke on a webcomic that I write and illustrate myself. For displays of my hard worke and skille, I enjoy painting portraits and various bloody, righteous, and the most moving stories/translations from the sacred texts I’ve received from clients. And as for why, welle… Why do the tides come in and out? Why does the sun rise and set and burne everything in it’s wake? It’s really something I stumbled into at firste, and I was luquey enoughe to encounter open-minded trolls who shared their Faithe with me. Of course, it’s not my place to impose, but I feel a sort of… Inexplicable connection, you knowe? I stay in my lane and all thate, don’t get me wrong, but it’s really quite miraculous to even have this little bit of interaction and connection with the usually insular Faithe throughe my usual clients. Like ships in the nighte, or a glimpse into another life, perhaps.

merry meeTin all back at you, brother…

oh darlin, i Think i jusT remember you… i Think i remember you all liTTle runnin’ round before your sTardom too… jusT you make sure That you bein a supersTar don’T geT in The way of aTTendin massacre, hm…?

haha wel aint u a lucky 1 ! u saw me as a lil bit ? dam dat musta bn wild, cn me as a squirt n den on da big screens ft a hella glow up lol wel ay church b wat blessd me w all i got so i aint forgot wher i came frum :o)

oh, scamperin sounds real fun… i ain’T really goT room To scamper… sTuck on a ship as i am…

you introduced yourself as scamp… does That mean i can call you That…? am i a friend already…?

aw, lame i hope you find some room to scamper somewhere, it’s the superior method of movement that i cannot recommend enough

aww shiT...  ain’T you sweeTer Than sTardust pie...  Thank you kindly, scamp... i ain’T got a nickname yeT, but you can pick one for me if you like... 

i ain’T really inclined To live in filTh while i wait for The ship cleaners To geT To me… iT’s like pissin my panTs because i was waiTin for Them To bring me a gaper… They goT plenTy To do, and i ain’T goT Time To wasTe waiTin for my Turn…

plus, yeah, someTimes i go on mission ships where i don’T goT The luxury of a cleaner… why would i allow myself To grow slovenly beTween…

Better than a lot of trolls would do -_-

assassins, huh… jusT whaT happens Those colorful corpses you leave behind aT The end of your job…

wish you luck on your hunT, Then… if iT ain’T already over… i am geTTin’ round To This a liTTle laTe, beggin’ your pardon…

i dont KNOW its not IMPORTANT as long as they DIE

i admire ThaT in a Troll…

cleanin ain’T someThin i spend much Time boTherin’ wiTh, besides jusT makin’ sure i don’T live in a fuckin’ sTy

hey There broTher… i like ThaT name of yours…

ThAnK yA 

I’m GaMzEe MaKaRa

whaT sorT of TargeTs…?

you’re an upfronT sorTa Troll, ain’T you… whaT do you do wiTh your Time, Then, marsTi houTek…?

I don’t believe in beating around the decorative foliage -_-

uh… huh… …… huh? can you be runnin’ ThaT by me again…?

this website lets you talk to people from other timelines

shit that happened cause of choices people made different

daja your palemaTe, Then…? you sure are an overT couple, ain’T ya…

TargeT for whaT…?

hes my MATESPRIT and hes the BEST of course were OVERT