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so darlings ive really been trying to keep up with this blog but ?? ive been feeling really discouraged for some reason and i can’t explain it HONESTLY. it’s not my rp partners so if u’re concerned !! don’t be - thank u for putting up with my awful attempts at trying to be a good harley haha !! it’s genuinely been really fun and this is actually the first time ive dropped a muse within a month rip but what with current irl circumstances and the other blog im managing i dont think i can really keep up ! :-(
but anyways, to end this terrible call of inactivity, if you wanna keep talkin to me ?? hit me up at @sharpestclaws !! shameless promo i know but honestly ive had such great experiences here on my lovely harley that i’d really like to move them over to my selina. thank you all !! sorry for being an asshole and have a nice day/evening !!
slow night 2nite guys. sorry. hmu @sharpestclaws . i’ll probably be there for the rest o the night lmao.

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❝ YIPEE! ❞
harley LUNGES for the female before she can react to their exchange, ignoring pleading words and desperate apologies without even a moment of attention, arms twisting around her body with quick, smooth movements. he looks up at his missus with an expectant GRIN.
❝ come on, PUDDIN’, let’s do it! ❞
Harley Quinn♥♣♦♠
–bad bitch-
i’d like to personally thank halle berry for taking the role of catwoman and
cont. from x || @feralfurs
❝ you’re blankin’ out on me again, KITTY! ❞
harley pouted, waving an alabaster hand in front of salem’s face. he was quick to notice the other man’s tightening FIST, but wasn’t sorry enough to apologise. huffing with IRRITATION, the harlequin crossed his arms, almost a perfect imitation of a child seeking attention, if it wasn’t for the fact that this was actually how he behaved.
❝ come on then, PUDDY-TAT, who’s got the cat’s tongue? ❞

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Gender bent Harley Quinn by juhaihai on Deviant Art
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im glad that modern technology has brought us these incredible advances and that this world is becoming a world that is good and wonderful to live in and
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I realised that the sum total of my life added up to this: my rough upbringing, because when they said ‘Action!’, I had plenty; and the analytical focus and determination of legal study – you need all of that to be an actor,“ he says, breaking into a broad and knowing grin. And obviously my natural charisma and showy self, because you’ve got to be star inside.
❝ if this is you playin’ the GAME, you’re one bad player! blah blah blah, BORIN’ question! like i haven’t done nasty stuff too! ❞
he circled the SPEEDSTER at a slow pace, passing his bat from hand to hand, keeping an eye on him — just because he’d AGREED to playing nice didn’t mean he would always keep to his word. harley RARELY did, anyways. but he’s new to the game, this KID in the scarlet suit. maybe still believes in honour. awh, the poor thing.
❝ y’wanna know why i’m protectin’ him? then let me ask ya — you ever been in LOVE, GOLDEN BOY? i’m guessin’ no, right? ❞
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suicide squad; starter sentences.
“We’re bad guys, it’s what we do.”
“I’m bored. Play with me!”
“You got all dressed up for me?”
“Booga-booga-booga!”
“That is just a whole lot of pretty and a whole lot of crazy.”
“She thought she was curing him, but she was falling in love.”
“What is this? Cheerleading tryouts?”
“Bring the car around. We’re going for a drive.”
“You got a boyfriend?”
“Gentleman, ladies: what if Superman had decided to fly down, rip off the roof of the White House, and grab the president right out of the Oval Office. Who would'a stopped him?”
“If they get caught, we throw ‘em under the bus.”
“Don’t make me shoot you.”
“My job is to keep you alive until you die. You understand that?”
“Please don’t touch me, please don’t touch me…”
“It’s taken me some time, but I finally have them. The worst of the worst.”
“Talk about a workplace romance gone wrong.”
“Love your perfume. What is that, the stench of death?”
“Ooh, you’re cute! You want me? I’m all yours.”
“You wanna see something? YOU WANNA SEE SOMETHING?”
“Come on, Puddin’. Do it!”
“I’ll accept the consequences.”
“You might want to keep your mouth shut.”
“I love this guy. He’s so intense!”
“Blah blah blah blah blah blah. All of that chit chat’s gonna get you hurt.”
“Let’s do something fun.”
“Everyone’s has a weakness, and a weakness can be leverage.”
“In a world of monsters, this is the only way to protect the country.”
“I don’t know what they told you, but I’m a hitman, not a fireman, I don’t save people!”
“If this man shoots me, I want you to kill him and I want you to go clear my browser history.”
“You don’t kill as many people as I’ve killed and still sleep like a kitten, but feel shit like love.”
“I want to build a team of some very dangerous people, who I think can do some good.”
“This is the deal: You disobey me, you die. You try to escape, you die.You irritate or vex me… and guess what? You die.”
“Here’s to honor among thieves.”
“I’m known for being quite vexing, I’m just forewarning you…”
“Oh, I’m not gonna kill you… I’m just gonna hurt you really, really bad.”
“Would you die for me?”
“Would you live for me?”
“You might wanna work on your team motivation thing.”
“I live for these moments with you.”
“Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you people?”
“Don’t forget: we’re the bad guys.”
“I love this guy!”
“Oh, he’s embarrassed of us… that’s so cute!”
"I…I'm in love with you"
❝ leenie. ❞
the name comes breathlessly through a smile of disbelief. now that was interesting. leader of the new avengers and the harlequin of gotham. too funny to be true, almost. his bottom lip tucks between his teeth.
❝ well, i know that already, don’t i ? …BUT we ain’t talkin’ love love right, haha ? you’re into the hero type, arentcha? ❞

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❝ hmm.. ❞
leaning into her touch affectionately, he looked up at joker, lips pursed as he contemplated the two options. oh, the poor bird, didn’t she know ? gotham royalty did not forgive. maybe harley would’ve felt pity, if he weren’t already so preoccupied with what they were going to to her now.
❝ oh, missus j, i don’t think the hyenas have had a pretty meal in a while! i’m sure she’d make a nice steak, don’t you think ? ❞
❝30 more texts to send to my muse:❞ | Sentence Starter
Warning(s): Alcohol, Strong Language, Blood
[ text ]: Want a big bowl of frosted angst with that orange juice, sunshine?
[ text ]: How illegal is it to steal someone’s dog while they’re out walking it?
[ text ]: Claaaaaaaaasic me. I fucked up. Like massively.
[ text ]: I’m sorry, my trainer said if I wanted the Olympic gold in competitive sleeping that I need to avoid all social activities.
[ text ]: I can hear you singing in the shower. A solid 11/10. You should audition for TV.
[ text ]: I’m all for drinking but no more 4am risky ‘White Russians’. It was 90% vodka.
[ text ]: It’s not even 9am and I’ve already had an argument about whether you can burn water.
[ text ]: Flash some leg. But not above the knee, you’re not looking for marriage.
[ text ]: Jesus Christ on a unicycle, what happened this time?
[ text ]: I’m going to be late. But I made a friend. His name is ‘Train Boy’ and he was shadily explaining how to get train discounts.
[ text ]: Who let me out the house?
[ text ]: It’s really depressing that I’m an adult and I just threw up on myself because I was too warm. I’m not even drunk.
[ text ]: I’d be the worst werewolf. …And yet, I still want to be one.
[ text ]: They switched the water for vodka. I didn’t realise until I was three sips in.
[ text ]: We were told to be civil. You dialled it down by aggressively whispering ‘chug chug’ under your breath.
[ text ]: Can you imagine if a man was living in our roof and we didn’t know?
[ text ]: What is my life? I’m dancing on a sticky patch on the dancefloor.
[ text ]: Fuck it, I’m gonna order a large. I will regret every moment but this does not change my mind.
[ text ]: I feel like I was in a fist fight with a bear. I’ve yet to decide whether I feel like I’ve won.
[ text ]: I just tried to high-kick the fridge and pulled a muscle.
[ text ]: I realise you just mopped up but I managed to get blood everywhere.
[ text ]: Brought matching margarita glasses. I was told by the cashier I was making good life choices.
[ text ]: I know we have a paper to finish writing but I really need you to come and watch this video. It contains puppies.
[ text ]: I can’t tell if I’m tired or still drunk from last night.
[ text ]: Why did I let you get a beaded curtain? …Also, my hair is stuck in the beaded curtain.
[ text ]: I’m sorry but it’s always an appropriate time for a crisis snack.
[ text ]: I just found my boss asleep in the shed. I’m running this place on my own.
[ text ]: Why do I keep getting asked if I have the ping pong balls? And why do people need ping pong balls suddenly?
[ text ]: I’m being harassed by geese again.
[ text ]: It’s diamond nips weather. Dress warm.