you can't make homes out of human beings

Client: So, our web designer is rolling out a new layout and I really like the background he picked. I want the background image in the training guide. Actually I want him to do the layout for the training guide. Can you send him the text you wrote?

Me: Uh, sure?

Client: But I want it to look just like [your previous work]. So can you write him an email with details on how you would design it?

Me: Why don’t you just have him send me the background image file?

Silence.

Client: Oh! That’s a great idea. I’ll have him send it. Oh and also I need someone to take pictures of the new product line, can you have them done by next week?

Me: Er, yeah, that’s fine. I take it your regular photographer is unavailable?

Silence.

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