i'm gross but so are you

the problem with that is, i have a lot of unused dialogue from stories that i’ve cut, or won’t finish, things like that. and these have been sitting here for months, so i figure, i might as well share them. i hope you get a kick out of them!

this is from the final fight against gaster in i’m feeling fine kid, but by the time i wrote it up, it didn’t fit anymore: 

this is from a papyrus/reader fic. i had a hard time fitting it anywhere, because i was worried it was so heavy on the self-roasting that it might pull people out ^^:

this one i just forgot about for like eight months:

and finally, a sanster fic i sort of lost interest in, that i might pick back up at some point:

request by @seraphinit