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feel the need to post this but please don't message me if we're not mutuals, makes me severely uncomfortable and anxious, especially when the message has no context beyond 'hey' or 'hello'.

editing very quickly from the future ooooo

if you message me and say "hi, [insert context as to why you're messaging me]" that is completely fine!! very welcome in fact!!! i would love to talk to you!!:") but just a "hi" will leave me anxious for hours until you reply and tell me why you decided to reach out to me. I know this is super nitpicky and snow flakey, but ur girl has been thru it

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this is a rant about public bathrooms and sitting down to pee

my friend needed to pee and we found a public bathroom, and she asked me for wipes, so i gave her wipes and she said "thank god" because if she sat on the seat she'd feel dirty for the rest of the day. and i was like ??? you SIT DOWN??? IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM???? and she was like ya wdym i was like girl there is period blood and shit on the walls and you're sitting down??? and she was like ya but i wiped it down....? i actually almost fucking passed out. i was like i have not sat down to pee in public since my leg was broken. and she was like "ya well i can't hover my legs r weak" mind u this girl goes to the gym and isn't disabled. i was like for the love of god. I'm sorry but you're DIRTYYYYYYYY.

obviously if you're disabled or you have actually frail legs and can't hover I'm not talking about you. You can deal with that however you do. But this girl is fully functioning and again GOES TO THE GYM???? I understand sitting down in like a restaurant bathroom or something but this was a full on out in the open portable toilet. I'd rather pee in a bush than go in there???? We were looking for a bathroom and we found it BY THE SMELL. And this stupid bitch sat down to piss. genuinely i was so fucking disgusted.

#for the love of god hover to pee #i have hovered to take a shit #i have touched the seat for a split second while hovering and scrubbed my skin off in the shower after #and she just sat down to piss in this porta potty #do you have rocks for brains

novahazard24

get your medals everyone

starryarles

i haven't updated yet I'll let u know how i feel in 5 minutes

starryarles

i see no difference

novahazard24

get your medals everyone

starryarles

i haven't updated yet I'll let u know how i feel in 5 minutes

novahazard24

get your medals everyone

starryarles

i haven't updated yet I'll let u know how i feel in 5 minutes

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okay I'm gonna squeeefjdfwhfnrhfb and be oversharing nsfw things in the tags abt my boyfriend if ur nosey ur welcome

#he's never cum from a handjob/blowjob b4 #and we're both eachothers firsts so I'm also just bad at both #and i would touch his dih and everything and it would feel nice for him but he just could never reach an orgasm from my hands alone #but we've had a 2 week break from sex because of some issues i had + my period #and 2 days ago while we were cuddling i just started playing with it #and i played with it for a giod half an hour and he said it felt really nice #and when we were hanging out yesterday he asked if i was in the mood to do that again #and obvi i was I'll take any chance to boioioioioing that shi #and i played around with it for a little bit but it went soft after a while and also his friend called him so we stopped #but after like 15 minutes he was like '.......so u wanna try that again:D'#so i tried again #and i need to tell you that b4 today i was so scared of hurting/touching him in a bad way because the tip is so so sensitive #but for some reason it had never occcured to me to try using lube???? bc when I've seen him jerk off he's never used lube #so i put on some more lube and I'm noticing it dry up really quickly so i spat on it and he immediately got rock solid #and it literally took him like 3 minutes to finish #is making a man cum really that simple #what have i been missing out on #next time im making sure he cums on his tummy #this has given me so much power

gonna b so honest with you chat my main inspiration for getting out of bed when i wake up is a nescafe frappe i make myself and a davidoff violet superslim

ahappydnp

fuck it *2014 galaxy edits your hard launch*

probablyapinecone

y’all ever bite into an apple and realize Oh. that apple was not grown with the intention of being eaten

#red delicious

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some of the best comments on dan and phils video

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reunitedinterlude

one person accepting you can make all the difference

congrats dan and phil on the hard launch 💙

askmeaboutmyoctopustheory

NEVER KILL YOURSELF DAN AND PHIL HARD LAUNCH ON A RANDOM MONDAY IN 2025

livingchancy

a man who would go back into the closet for 15 years for you without even blinking, without even thinking there’s anything to forgive you for, fully believing all that patience and time and space and agony was completely worth it because he loves you that much and is that devoted to you. a horrible liar who spends 15 years lying because you aren’t ready to tell the truth yet. you might think that this man doesn’t exist but he does. and his name is phil lester

#NO BC THE WAY HE WAS JUST SMILING AND SITTING THERE ALL CUTE AND PROUD OF DAN THE WHOLE TIME !!!!!!!#HE'S SUCH A GENTLE PERSON !!!!!!

pseudophan

this shit just got so real i feel faint

starryarles

IM GONNA CRYYYYYY

pseudophan

i'm not an updates blog sorry i don't mean to steal anyone's job but the liked comments were too good on this one

#the phantagon

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rockabillywife

The bus is never coming because I don’t deserve it

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oldphanny

So like... now what? Does Tumblr get deleted now? We beat the final boss [phan hard launch]

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