Darling

your health family and work life come after your first priority which should always be 2 fictional characters fucking each other

What would happen if you got an email

i would check it

You sick fuck.

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

You’re all monsters

No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!

#hes chanting that to himself

URANIUM URANIUM URANIUM URANIUM URANIUM URANIUM

you know i got that wiimote strap on

i didn’t mean it like that and y’all know it :(

you only get this achievement if you were here and posting the entire time

so heres the situation i've been gnawing my way thru a pack of blue raspberry jolly ranchers like a deranged rodent and now i've stuck molars together and im sipping coffee through my teeth until theyre unstuck and i dont know if im having a bad time or an average time but it tastes really flavour.

the second i unweld my jaw im eating another jolly rancher