âą Ë・â ⪠đ đOPE đOU đANCE ... ( a collection of dialogue starters originating from season two of syfyâs WYNONNA EARP tv series. adjust phrasing / gendered terms as necessary, mature themes present. )
now, donât get all emotional on me.
you have amazing taste in underwear.
when did you become such a prude?
itâs called being a gentleman.
iâll have you know, iâm kind of a big deal around here.
you couldnât stop me if you tried.
better nut up and decide who you can trust.
if you want me to trust you, youâre gonna have to tell me the plan.
there is a possibility i am now hallucinating.
itâs my turn, [ NAME ].
who are you? you know what, i donât care. weâve gotta go.
somebody has to pay, [ NAME ].
you could come in⌠iâm gonna take a shower.
they should be scared of me.
remember who the real enemy is.
i love watching you work.
please donât shut me out.
iâm sitting right here, thereâs no need to holler.
what do you even do around here, [ NAME ]?
[ NAME ], anything to say for yourself?
iâm such an asshole, i donât know why i brought that up.
how are you doing? still having fun?
so many jokes, i canât even choose.
THIS is your breaking point?
this might be a shitshow, but itâs OUR shitshow.
sometimes, itâs good to say goodbye.
we never lied to each other, youâre free to kiss whoever you like.
how do you do that? turn your feelings on and off like a fucking robot?
letâs get you somewhere safe.
i feel like i mightâve lost the plot a bit.
all i dream of is not having to run anymore.
this is what i bring to the team.
i donât know if i should be frightened or jealous.
you wore suede? what is it, your first day?
to add insult to injury, youâre stuck with me.
i donât like being blackmailed.
iâm tired of running and hiding⌠and then running again.
weâre buying better bourbon. case closed.
[ NAME ] was never anything but proud of you.
oh, i like when youâre scary.
as long as you want me, i will be by your side.
the best sex is make - up sex, right?
maybe i am getting soft, huh?
[ NAME ], i have this gut feeling that something is coming, and itâs bad.
i can get you whatever you need except time.
i thought this time would be different.
even fury road has pit stops.
i didnât know if it was your thing.
baby, thatâs everybodyâs thing.
you guys need to get some more hands, so that yours can stay right here on me.
every time i close my eyes, itâs the same nightmare.
are you going to be this much fun all day?
the clock is ticking, [ NAME ].
listen, i love that youâve got your own thing going on, but donât get distracted.
you have my undivided attention.
two shots of tequila is not âabstainingâ, itâs called being professional.
nice try, but snitches get stitches.
i was just thinking about you.
some things never change, huh?
hey, watch your perfectly glossed mouth.
iâm glad youâre putting yourself out there.
why is everyone so obsessed with my fun levels?
yeah, itâs great. i could just scream!
not bailing on me, are you?
do you wanna get out of here?
youâre drunk and youâre talking too much.
shady and suspicious, therefore gettinâ more delicious.
when you stop dating psychos, THEN you can give me relationship advice.
let him go, itâs not worth it.
if thatâs broken, youâll pay for it.
donât tell me how to do my job.
oh, you have not seen harassment.
[ NAME ], keep your head in the game.
have you noticed any changes in [ NAME ] lately?
you know what? forget it.
youâll be broken enough for her in no time.
you look like you had some fun.
you are UNDERESTIMATING the day iâve had.
are we too late? are you okay?
i had him right where i wanted him.
brave but stupid, iâll take it.
okay, yeah, now iâm sure i hit myself in the head.
i hate you, [ NAME ]. i hate you.
why didnât you tell me any of this before?
iâm stubborn, i always take the hard way.
i wasnât expecting company.
okay, weâve really gotta come up with a secret handshake.
should⌠should we have a safe word?
this was not the plan, itâs too dangerous.
stop it. all you do is play games. i donât like your games.
iâm trying to rescue you, letâs go.
doesnât anybody have any faith in me?
how do you know you werenât followed?
i think you should get out of here.
iâm not a bad person, and if you know whatâs good for you, youâll stop treating me like one.
the power of suggestion is a formidable thing.
[ NAME ], i know what i saw.
bad news, they ran out of pumpkin spice.
i thought tying a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue was a cool party trick.
youâre not ready. youâll never be ready.
youâll never be locked up again.
whatever you did, i want to help.
iâm not having any fun.
what are we going to do with you?
i salted the rim, iâm not a savage.
you donât wanna go in there, trust me.
tell me why i shouldnât kill you right here, right now.
youâre really mean when you drink before noon, and you drink before noon too often.
well frankly, [ NAME ], the situation is balls.
horrible deeds have been committed here.
have you done bad things?
letâs get you straight home to bed.
iâll be anything you want me to be.
i mightâve caused some trouble.
youâve got dark corners that you havenât explored yet.
iâm not enough to save you, [ NAME ].
okay, are we having a moment?
thereâs only one way to make it stop and you know what it is, [ NAME ].
history books will have no mention of our names or our deeds.
i know you need space and i really tried to stay away, but i got worried.
iâve got you now, okay? i swear iâve got you.
youâve made an enemy this friday.
[ NAME ] would never say something like that.
iâd say âmake your peaceâ, but i hope you never find any.
i would shoot anybody for you.
i knew youâd rescue me.
you know, iâm here for you. now and forever.
weâre all on the same team, now, right?
you canât just ânopeâ this away! ânopeâ is not a viable plan.
[ NAME ], take a day off.
if it sounds like a hippie hemorrhoid cream, i donât want it in my cup.
you practice those googly eyes in the mirror, or just⌠natural talent?
stop pushing me. and while youâre at it, stop judging me.
i remember every second i was with you. every touch, every kissâŚ
i think weâve been asleep for a long - ass time.
you havenât been paying attention.
goodie, i love conditions. they really turn my crank.
you do not want to cross that line.
everybody keeps talking to me like iâm an idiot.
i have something to tell you, [ NAME ].
you donât have to be like this, [ NAME ].
you know weâre gonna have to talk about this eventually, right?
room down there for one more?
iâm not saying itâs gonna be okay. iâm just saying⌠iâm here.
[ NAME ], thank god youâre here.
itâs for your protection.
if you have nothing to hide, whatâs the problem?
sorry, i donât have time to play nice anymore.
usually sheâs a fun bitch, not a bitch bitch.
wake up. [ NAME ], wake up.
youâre very nice, thank you for that.
i wonder how many generations have surveyed this land.
i think itâs starting to settle in.
donât shoot, iâm just the messenger.
you are kicking ass at not helping right now, you know?
[ NAME ], hey. i need a favor.
i told you not to make this weird.
i hate doing everything sober.
pace yourself, thereâs SO much more to judge.
you donât become [ NAME ] by confronting problems head - on.
okay, yeah, i guess i deserved that.
see? this is what you get when youâre friends with a nark.
aren't we having a good time?
okay, let me do the talking.
justice delayed is still justice served.
you are so pretty and i like you so much!
youâre drunk! and in trouble.
this whole âlone wolfâ thing youâve got going on isnât gonna cut it.
donât even think about it.
did you mean any of those things you said?
youâre lucky nobody saw that.
why donât you distract me?
this is only gonna get worse if you donât decide to help me.
you really donât care about any of this, do you?
iâll be gone long before then.
so this is where it all beganâŚ
itâs hard not to feel like an outsider, even for me.
i remember what it feels like to be new.
hey, donât do anything stupid, okay?
at this point, iâm no longer afraid of the consequences.
how did you come by it? the wound?
you have to do something for me.
why wouldnât you tell me?
i donât need you to make decisions for me.
why did you bring me here?
i deserve to be saved. i do.
try to remember who you were.
trust me, weâll meet again.
i promise i will never hurt you.
i donât want to hurt you.
surely youâll want to hear my offer.
arenât you gonna say goodnight?
iâm too hangry to have this conversation.
itâs okay, itâs better that i know the truth.
am i the biggest cliche ever?
i know what youâre going through.
you know what iâd never do? tell you what to think or feel.
i never drink alone. itâs sad and depressing.
i would do anything to get out of here for just one night.
say something⌠preferably encouraging.
is this your thing? cute but annoying?
i canât protect you if iâm dead.
you canât run away from this.
you repeat this convo, you die.
donât lie to me, [ NAME ].
you and me, weâre good people.
hey, listen. iâm gonna get you out of here, okay?
sometimes i think you really must hate me.
what are you so afraid of?
i always knew youâd be the death of me, anyway.
thereâs nothing you couldâve done.
this canât be happening.
i just really thought i was doing the right thing.
i lied to you, and i shouldnât have.
i have never loved anyone the way that i love you.
can we all just act like weâre winning for once?
i wasnât expecting you to be cool about it, but the pouting is getting old.
am i the only one who didnât know?
i appreciate everything youâve done.
what are the chances youâll sit this one out?
[ NAME ]âs never gonna forgive me.
you would have done the same thing.
i should have trusted you.
i thought it was your fault.
just so everyoneâs clear, iâm my own damn weapon.
sorry iâm late, i kinda died.
mercy comes in many forms.
i will kill us both before i let you walk in service to the devil.
if i die, they canât use me.
i am so very tired, [ NAME ].
see you on the other side.
i care more about this than anything else in the world.
you are⌠extraordinary.
iâm with you, [ NAME ].
would you have done any different?
i would have done everything different.