starshine and moonbeams

No, Calvin was right

Calvin was 100% right.

Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past

sometimes rpf is like "i think they were actually fucking for real but but i can't 'prove it' so i'm going to vividly imagine it and then write it" and sometimes it's like "i know they weren't fucking but i think it would be hot so i'm going to viviidly imagine it and then write it" and sometimes it's like "i think they very well could have been fucking and if they weren't then i think they probably wanted to but for various reasons never did so i'm going to implement that theory & tension it into a beautiful story where i create a world where they can be together and fuck nasty" and i think that's beautiful

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

so this post has blown up; turns out a lot of people feel the same way I do. If you're feeling conflicted or upset over 4th of July, I've compiled a list of educational resources and charities, both regarding US and international issues, which you can look into if you'd like. Issues here include humanitarian aid to Gaza, Ukraine, and the Caribbean, as well as reproductive, LGBT, BIPOC, and disability rights in the US.

Underappreciated certified Shane Move™ he does during sex that drives me INSAAAANE: when he gets so overwhelmed by his own pleasure that he throws his arms over his eyes, making his massive fucking biceps bulge and putting his hairy pits on display??? CRAZYYY CRAZYYYY THATS FUCKING CRAZYYYY!!!! 🔥😵‍💫🔥🔥🔥😵‍💫😵‍💫🔥😵‍💫🔥😵‍💫

sports bra and boxers can be lingerie if you're enlightened and impure of heart

Crucially #myshane plays to his twentieth season which is just long enough to have the experience of meeting Ottawa's new draft prospect, also named Shane, and to smile and jokingly say, "Hey nice name," and for the rookie to gulp and say, "Thank you sir I am named after you" and that makes Shane sit in his stall and stare at the floor between his skates for. Significantly too long to be healthy.

number one pick-me guy who gets hard staring at a fat ass+dick combo-set in the locker room showers, shane holly hollander, grinning contentedly and melting with desire, as the male athlete with the fat ass+dick combo in question pushes shane against the wall and says, 'you make me curious', like the personification of shane's furtive skeevy locker room porn plot dreams.....likely thing to happen, yeah. and you can even watch it for free, again and again, wow. what a concept.

today's reason I fucking love the open source community: Ageless Linux, a brand new Debian-based operating system specifically designed to break the law by giving children access to computers that explicitly refuse to track their age.

reblog this post to help a child break the law

oh goddamn this whole page goes so hard actually, please go read it. what an impressive, visceral takedown of this dumb law

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.