you can bill me

Okay maybe I’m being a little dramatic but I’m honestly kind of offended at the lack of notes this has? Hugh CLEARLY put a lot of thought and effort into this joke, and you can tell that he’s proud of it he smiles and even chuckles at his joke. Is it so hard for y’all to show appreciation for a good man? He’s trying to be funny is Wolverine himself not good enough for you guys? God

Adulthood is like the vet, and we’re all dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we’re going.

That’s some real shit right there.

#i remember when I watched this the first time#I was like#Chris calm down#my rdj is tiny

(ง •̀_•́)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง

#are they looking at each other wondering what a normal house looks like#people live in these things?#its so small#where’s the indoor bowling alley#where do you keep your air ships?? (via hackedmotionsensors)

ok but a ‘your apartment is next to/above mine and i can hear you and your partner dancing and singing and the bed moving and you two laughing and talking in hushed tones and it won’t let me sleep so i bitch about it to you 24/7 and one day it stops and one day turns to one week and then months and i haven’t seen you smile in forever please let me in, i’ve been knocking for ten minutes’ au.

send ⛄ for a starter where our muses are trapped in the cold and need each others body heat to stay warm

“So let’s talk about your son.”

White Collar  |  5 characters [1/5]      → Island!Neal