i’m a booty guru

give this man a regency romance dammit

look we know he’s going to be acquitted in the senate we know this because mitch mcconnell is the worst person alive and has said he will rig the trial to acquit trump at all costs but let us have this moment let us sit just tonight and take in this slice of accountability because no matter what happens in the senate for the rest of time donald trump will have an asterisk next to his absolute disgrace of a presidency as the third president to be impeached and the first to be impeached in his first term

the prospects of revolution in america suck not just because there are police officers with full body armor and fully automatic rifles waiting to blow your head off if you don’t pay a $2.75 subway fare, making any form of civil disobedience unreasonably dangerous, but also because millions of white dads and their shitty sons will worship the ground that cop walks on after he does it because to them he’s the only thing stopping Applebee’s from falling to Sharia Law. also those white dads are the only people who seem to own guns in this country

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

Her voice is like silk

truth be told, this is the most beautiful song ive heard in a long time

finally some good fucking historical accuracy