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text bc my handwriting is kinda buns:

Dear Diary,

So yesterday Dorkin and I went to the mall. We decided to spilt up AKA he gave ME the job of returning HIS LATE RENTALS.

Which he usually does but this time didn’t go like usual…

So I go in, grab some new flicks 4 us. And i totes expecting Si to be working so obvi I was sassy with it. He was takimg sooo long to get to the front, but he waives the fees so

whateves.

So I give my best one liner. AND. IT WASN’T SIMON OMG. Instead, it was this brooding, sexy, and mysterious guy. WHO WAS A JERK BTW!!!

I will admit, he had some cool piercings. ONLY SOME! And nice hair, and smelt kinda nice, but he was annoying, and hot, and jerky. Such a jerk that he should be the King of Jerk Landia.

You wanna know the cherry on top?

DORKIN RACKED UP

$75

OF LATE FEES

I don’t even remember the rest of the mall trip because:

1. Mad at Dorkin for the fees.

2. I was too busy thinking about Mr. Broody and his stupid handsome face.

HE WOULDN’T EVEN TELL ME HIS NAME!!!

Literally, who does he think he is? Stupid guy. HE GOT MAD THAT HEEE DIDN’T GIVE ME HIS NAME, SO I CALLED HIM BUDDY! WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO CALL YOU!? You stupid pretty jerk. Go drink your haterade SOMEWHERE ELSE!!

Sheesh… didn’t mean to get this worked up. Hope I don’t see Blockbuster buddy (great name I know) anytime soon.