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+ captjtkirk

“Trust me, sweetheart. In a few days, you’ll be wishing you weren’t human. There is nothing ‘neat’ about us. I’m a doctor, I would know that shit.”

"You collect stool samples from everyone? That must be a lot of work. Also, very disgusting." She was unfamiliar with cursing and such, figuring people meant certain things when they said certain words.

+ im-sewenteen-sir

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+ captjtkirk

+ nopenotcomingdown

+ herp-a-kirk

“Well…” Jim paused for a moment. “Are there any names that have ever, y’know, struck your fancy?”

"I don't understand that analogy." She blinked, confused.

+ lockedonginger

“Oh well zat is good to know. I cannot imagine how strange it would look if I was talking to the Keptin zrough you.” A small laugh escaped his lips. What a sight that would have been. 

“It could have been worse.” She nodded, taking that into account. 

“Does zis mean you hawe a map of ze Enterprise and know where eweryzing is?”

"Well, I know it in my head. Seeing it is different though." She laughed.

+ im-sewenteen-sir

“Zat’s good eesn’t et? I mean, I suppose et could be bad sometimes, but on a ship like zis, et’s alvays good.”

+ lockedonginger

“Oh well zat is good to know. I cannot imagine how strange it would look if I was talking to the Keptin zrough you.” A small laugh escaped his lips. What a sight that would have been. 

"It could have been worse." She nodded, taking that into account. 

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“I don’t understand that reference.” The com was confused, approaching slowly.

"Why do you have hair in your mouth? It's supposed to be on your head."

“You look fine,” Bones muttered, though he knew that it wasn’t what Com meant. He just didn’t want that conversation yet. “And in a day or two, you may start to see why being human may not be all it’s cracked up to be. “

"I don't believe that." She huffed. "I think it'll be neat." 

+ herp-a-kirk

Jim tapped his lips with his index finger. “No, I don’t suppose it would be an easy name. What sorta name would you like?”

Com shrugged her shoulders. "I don't know. I never really had a reason to think of names before."

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+ im-sewenteen-sir