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they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

finally deciding to play zzz but starting during this patch specifically has been so funny for me they’re like. This is hugo. meet hugo. we have an entire fully voice acted hour-long segment of the main quest of Just him going through the torture labyrinth. we tied him to a chair for like 3 days while he had the worst trip of All Time and forced him to go through literally all of the negative aspects of his personality and trauma until he decided to maybe chill on the unfathomable self hatred. he’s like 6’1” owns an art gallery and runs a phantom thief syndicate. he steals from the rich and gives to the poor. he’s gay as fuck and it’s with the beautiful giant wolf man in the most divorced way possible. he has canon in-universe yaoi fanfic written about him. he’s the older brother figure slash boss to the parasocial ex-occultist fangirl character whom he gave personal lessons in aura farming. he wears a stupid fedora. he likes shitty niche vampire films and projects onto them. he hates his mother. he hates his father. he’s not even a vampire but he IS hypoglycemic. he has heterochromia. he has a bird motif but can’t stick to just one specific kind of bird. his weapon of choice is a scythe. he’s a theater kid. he’s even blonde. And they expect me to be Normal