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Starters from the Series Lost Girl Episode 1 Season 1. Feel free to change pronouns as needed

Oh, and, darlin’, you keep the change.

Pretty drink for a pretty lady? 

You sure are a pretty little thing, aren’t ya?

Don’t you know when a girl’s playing hard to get? 

Just one little kiss. 

I saw you eat some dude’s face. 

I mean, the dude died with a smile on his face. 

You know, she’s smokin’ hot. 

You passed out last night. Would’ve dropped you home, but none of these wallets appear to be yours. 

Did… did somebody slip me something? 

Yeah, some creep from the bar spiked your drink, And you hallucinated a lot of weird stuff, I bet. 

Oh, my God. Are you gonna kill me? Oh, my God. 

I don’t know. Can you just get asthma? I think I’m totally getting asthma here. 

If you were normal, I could be dead. 

I mean, what exactly did you do to him? 

Dude, are you a frickin’ vampire? 

You’re saying you can seduce people into doing anything just by touching them? 

Yet you’re broke, you live in a crack shack, and you run from town to town?

God, you are so emo.

Come on. Every superhero needs a partner.

Because I’m your cousin, and I’m in trouble, you dick.

You want these wallets? Trace that plate for me, or I’m telling your mom you’re being mean.

Oh, kinky.

Let’s just kill the little bitch and be done with it.

Was your neutering… ceremonial or a birth defect?

But between you and I, You know more than you’re telling, don’t you?

A girl’s gotta have her mystery.

Have I spit in your coffee or something?

That was like… That was like the 4th of July in my mouth.

sentences from the youtube series  ,  buzzfeed unsolved .  primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .

“ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”

“ it’s not impressive  ,  no one’s impressed ”

“ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”

“ as god as my witness  ,  he snapped him in half ”

“ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”

“ you can live in the cave ”

“ i’m a big fan of your name ”

“ the fact that you steal  ,  that’s really funny to me ”

“ that’s the greatest thing to steal  :  a man’s joy ”

“ because i’m a masochist ”

“ i’m going to regret this ”

“ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”

“ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”

“ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”

“ cowards  ,  all of you ”

“ i’m strange and off putting ”

“ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”

“ here you are  ,  smiling in the face of the devil ”

“ i hate bats ”

“ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”

“ not today devil birds  ,  not today ”

“ i think i’m blacking out right now ”

“ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”

“ i think i’m gonna cry ”

“ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”

“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears  ,  this is my worst nightmare ”

“ i’m standing on an altar alone ”

“ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”

“ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”

“ were you making horse noises ? ”

“ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”

“ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”

“ well this is horrifying ”

“ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”

“ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”

“ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”

“ you talk to hide from the silence ”

“ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”

“ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”

“ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles !  1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”

“ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”

“ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”

“ leave me alone . ” “ please don’t leave me too ! ” “ i’ve lost everything . ” “ but i still have you… right ?” “ there’s nothing here for me now . ” “ please be the reason i stay . ” “ i’m so sorry i screwed all this up . ” “ i’m not going to apologise . ” “ i deserve this . ” “ what did i ever do to deserve this ? ” “ i’m scared . i’m scared of being alone . ” “ you left me behind . ” “ i don’t need you ! i don’t need anyone ! ” “ the worst feeling in the world is everyone glaring at your back , and you’re sat there knowing you can never fix that . ” “ i did what i had to do . ” “ the feeling’s mutual . ” “ and now you’re going to judge me for it . ” “ if you’re my friend , you’ll give me some space ! ” “ friend ? excuse me ? ” “ go on ! leave me behind like everyone else ! that’s easier , right?!”

The Onlooker

“ i’m not leaving you . ” “ bye . ” “ you still have me . ” “ you lost me a long time ago . ” “ i’m here for you . ” “ i want to be the reason you leave . ” “ i forgive you . ” “ i don’t want your apologies . ” “ none of this is your fault . ” “ you’ve done a million things to deserve this . ” “ everyone can get scared in the dark - that’s why you turn on a light . ” “ no , you don’t understand ! ” “ please think about this . ” “ you can still fix this . ” “ i can’t believe you did this . ” “ i’m so disappointed in you . ” “ i’m not like everyone else . ” “ you’re my friend - you’re not making me move for anything . ” “ i couldn’t care less what happens to you now . ” “ leaving you behind is the last thing i’d want to do ! i’m here for you through thick and thin , and you can’t change that ! ”

The Malcontent

                       that’s pieces of you

                                   &&  i can never seem