College Life Text Starters
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“[txt] can you send me notes? i don’t get anything the professor says”
“[txt] we should totally start a study group!”
“[txt] can you sign my name on the attendance sheet?”
“[txt] ive given up on going to class.”
“[txt] theres EXTRA CREDIT!!!”
“[txt] ive changed my major 4 times so idk”
“[txt] i know it’s 2 am but we should get some food” / “[txt] it’s ONLY 2 am”
“[txt] there’s this really cool event on the quad tonight, we should go”
“[txt] did someone spray paint that statue’s dick again?”
“[txt] the professor was really doing the most today.. -image attached-”
“[txt] there’s free pizza”
“[txt] we should hang out tonight, my roommate skipped town”
“[txt] who ate my cereal?”
“[txt] i’m NOT doing the dishes again” / “[txt] im letting them soak”
“[txt] if i have to hear you mewling like a kitten in heat at 3 am one more time i just might fling myself off the dorm rooftop”
“[txt] it’s not a party if the only people around are the ones that live here”
“[txt] can you stop texting me from the other room?”
“[txt] i thought i asked for some privacy??”
“[txt] i can’t afford to go out tonight”
“[txt] obviously the only solution is to run away from my problems”
“[txt] i just get homesick sometimes”
“[txt] if only there was FUCKING parking”
“[txt] someone threw up in the sink”
“[txt] can you come pick me up? things have gotten kinda crazy”
“[txt] i found out what a kegstand is”
“[txt] so m aybe i dou knowe how 2 dance *beer emojis*”
“[txt] i could be studying right now”
“[txt] people are talking to me. im panicking.”
“[txt] everything hurts and i’m dying”
“[txt] please just take a nap” / “[txt] just take a nap with me”
“[txt] i havent had anything other than coffee in 72 hours”
“[txt] should i drop out? i think ill drop out.”
“[txt] i had a dream i got run over by a bus and it was the highlight of my week”
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