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Paladin: I’m rolling to seduce the barkeep. 

DM: Roll it. 

Paladin: Fuck nat 1…

DM: She isn’t even interested in women. 

Barbarian: Well fuck! Guess it’s Artificer’s turn. 

(The only male and aromantic) Artificer: No.

Barbarian: Please Artificer! We can’t afford to sleep here.

Artificer: I’ll sleep in an alley. I have nothing worth stealing.

Paladin: You don’t need to do anything, just some harmless flirting. 

Artificer: Do you like your magical maul? I can make it unmagical. 

Druid: Also isn’t Artificer’s charisma like super low?

DM: *Cackling* Ok since none of y’all moved away I’m assuming this is all happening around the barkeep. So I rolled to see how interested in Artificer she is. I rolled a nat 20. So Fuck it. Artificer is so much her type she just slides a key to you. 

Barbarian: How did you do that!