Have you seen El-a-hrair-ah?

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

You killed her and her baby 😭

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

You can’t Abstain your way to a Better World.

Happy Smallpox Eradication Day

“You know what that got him? It got him DEAD. Now you might be able to forget about that, but I CAN’T!” is such a telling moment. At his most vulnerable, at his strongest point of grief and anger, Dean makes it clear that what he had with Cas was different from what Sam had with Cas. And he’s furious that Sam doesn’t understand that.

the new noah kahan album really has it all: daddy issues, mommy issues, sibling issues, ex-friend issues, small town issues, substance abuse, justin vernon backing vocals, avoidant attachment, religious trauma, survivor’s guilt, caregiver fatigue, hatred of cybertrucks,

Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.

whenever I can't find something in a store and I have to ask for help, I preface my request with "I'm probably just being unobservant, but where are [things]?" And then when the employee points to the spot i missed, I say "I knew i was being unobservant! I love it when that happens; it's the easiest thing to fix."

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.

*goes to egg your house but I find out you're vegan so I ¼ cup of unsweetened applesauce your house instead*

This has beautiful synergy with "let me get this bitch's pronouns before I curse them out" in the game of hate

So we're all gonna let the new Harry Potter show die on the vine, right? No hatewatching. No thinkpieces. No videos about how bad it is. Deprive it of oxygen and let it wither away unremarked-upon and unprofitable; make HBO lose their entire investment and prove to the corporate entertainment sphere that the entire IP is poison. And spend that time doing something that brings you joy instead.