1989

aries: probably tears open their pillows in their spare time

taurus: angels., all of them,

gemini: those ppl who tap ur shoulder on the other side and walk away like they didnt do it

cancer: says 'fight me' alot but doesnt do shit

leo: when theyre bored they try to contact everyone. literally everybody. "hey whats up what r u doing hey hey what sup HEY HWAT UP"

virgo: always ejects the usb wrong

libra: still watches rugrats and beats up anyone who tells them its old or for kids

scorpio: completely obsessed with themselves. never shuts up about themselves. at any given opportunity to say something about them or their lives, they POUNCE

saggitarius: takes out the mayo in a mayo jar and fills it with vanilla pudding and eats it in public to freak ppl out

capricorn: gets obsessed w things easily like one moment theyre all about idk bowls and the next second theyre a panda enthusiast

aquarius: wears all black and listens to punk rock music on full volume but starts crying when they accidentally step on a dogs paw