This story is my silhouette

Say it with me: Everything I go through, I get through, I grow through.

me, decomposing on my bed: sending you all good vibes :)

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

May the next few months be a period of beautiful transformation

Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it

Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!!

ask your doctor what the fuck

why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh

You’ve never heard of The Bog?

thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming “BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY”, but i appreciate the education,

not that kinda bog. less peat, for one thing, and 300% fewer mummified Celts.

Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice: Now with 300% fewer mummified Celts!

speak for your own goddamn cranberries. new hampshire may not have any commercial cranberry bogs left, but at least our wild cranberry bogs contain 100% NATURAL MUMMIFIED CELTS, THE WAY GOD AND/OR THE MORRIGAN INTENDED.

Bog Mummies: Now in Cranberry Flavor!