i'm not ahead of my time

do you know they gave the michellin man his sache because he has the worlds most disgusting cum?

why did you take this screenshot in the shower

just found out I'm going to be reincarnated into a single sprig of grain. barley apparently. Not cool man. I didn't even know plants was an option on the table. this is bullshit

i am a slut for "thing that was a silly joke in the beginning of the story is later recontextualized as actually kind of fucked up" . especially when its a longrunning series and you can tell its a product of the author re-assessing the writing of their younger self. chefs kiss.

Transition actually meaningfully impacts your life and is more than just a band-aid fix. Look. Listen to me. It Actually Fucking Works. In real life. There are people in the world right now whose lives are getting better because they are transitioning. Do you understand?

The AFAB Republic of Lex (successor state to the Neo-Michigan Wombyn's Festival and Tumblr) was the world's second theyfab police state, following in the legacy of Literally any given queer housing group ever.³

I get so mad when I hear the door open at my job like it's not literally my job to be there and help customers

day barely even started and I already had to hear "thank you for being our wives, sisters, aunts" and "keep being women and giving birth and being delicate unlike us men" as compliments for international women's day

here's to women being transgender childless dykes forever and ever and ever

i hate that mf so much... we gotta *remembers i dont believe in the death penalty* ...make fun of them *remembers that lolcowing is bad* in a private groupchat *remembers i need to lower my screentime and focus on exams* ... of carrier pigeons

this grave keeper edible aint shit