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@stalkers-ask-box
Hello, Tumblr…
I’m an anomaly who lives in the hospital.
Don’t worry! I swear I’m not dangerous!
Uh, I’m hoping to try and face my fears of talking to people…! Social media should be a good start, right?
HOLY SHIT INTERN HAS AN ASK BLOG
@intern-rabby-bunsworth-aha
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Hey man. Uh. Why the hell do you watch me specifically so much?
-@intern-rabby-bunsworth-aha
Um.
OH LOOK A DISTRACTION
☕️
Pfft, you really think I’m that easy to fool?
Now answer the damn question.
[teleports away]
Hey man. Uh. Why the hell do you watch me specifically so much?
-@intern-rabby-bunsworth-aha
Um.
OH LOOK A DISTRACTION
☕️
What should I put in my dating profile? I feel like I should lie.
Why do you have a dating profile.
WHO are you trying to get with 💔
attractive people.
and ghosts apparently
that was a moment of weakness.
I had a case of the mondays.
it was tuesday
I h a d a c a s e o f t h e m o n d a y s
it’s ok to have an odd preference security guard, me personally I do too 🥹
I’m… frightened, but morbidly curious.
uhh, nothing to specific, just blue workaholic rabbits with brown hair and a boring personality who may or may not have commitment issues
that and really tall people, the kinda tall where they could wrap me in their arms and squeeze me to the point of organ failure
Um.
Those are REALLY specific.
Nuh uh name one person who fits the criteria of either of those specifically
Ron
…Someone tall enough comes to mind but I don’t want to say who it is.
wait now im curious who
…
I mean, there’s nobody taller than ME, but if you look at the other reblog chain…
WHICH other reblog chain
this one
What should I put in my dating profile? I feel like I should lie.
Why do you have a dating profile.
WHO are you trying to get with 💔
attractive people.
and ghosts apparently
that was a moment of weakness.
I had a case of the mondays.
it was tuesday
I h a d a c a s e o f t h e m o n d a y s
it’s ok to have an odd preference security guard, me personally I do too 🥹
I’m… frightened, but morbidly curious.
uhh, nothing to specific, just blue workaholic rabbits with brown hair and a boring personality who may or may not have commitment issues
that and really tall people, the kinda tall where they could wrap me in their arms and squeeze me to the point of organ failure
Um.
Those are REALLY specific.
Nuh uh name one person who fits the criteria of either of those specifically
Ron
stalker
I’ll kill you
also stalker is not my type ha ha
why-
oh you’re laughing at the ridiculousness of the thought.
…
my self-esteem is G R E A T
why would I wanna date a shadow
a shadow who peeks around the corners to scARE ME AND TAKE 10% OF MY SANITY FOR NO REAL REASON
okay one, ew, I only have eyes for one, I just took it as not being good enough for them if nobody else thinks I’m dateable
two, I can’t control it, asshole
I’m going to skin you alive
you… you can’t even tase me-
how would you-
𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘢 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘺
I will catch you off guard
there will not be a safe moment for you anymore as long as I work here
…but I can teleport…
[teleports away]
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What should I put in my dating profile? I feel like I should lie.
Why do you have a dating profile.
WHO are you trying to get with 💔
attractive people.
and ghosts apparently
that was a moment of weakness.
I had a case of the mondays.
it was tuesday
I h a d a c a s e o f t h e m o n d a y s
it’s ok to have an odd preference security guard, me personally I do too 🥹
I’m… frightened, but morbidly curious.
uhh, nothing to specific, just blue workaholic rabbits with brown hair and a boring personality who may or may not have commitment issues
that and really tall people, the kinda tall where they could wrap me in their arms and squeeze me to the point of organ failure
Um.
Those are REALLY specific.
Nuh uh name one person who fits the criteria of either of those specifically
Ron
…Someone tall enough comes to mind but I don’t want to say who it is.
wait now im curious who
…
I mean, there’s nobody taller than ME, but if you look at the other reblog chain…
What should I put in my dating profile? I feel like I should lie.
Why do you have a dating profile.
WHO are you trying to get with 💔
attractive people.
and ghosts apparently
that was a moment of weakness.
I had a case of the mondays.
it was tuesday
I h a d a c a s e o f t h e m o n d a y s
it’s ok to have an odd preference security guard, me personally I do too 🥹
I’m… frightened, but morbidly curious.
uhh, nothing to specific, just blue workaholic rabbits with brown hair and a boring personality who may or may not have commitment issues
that and really tall people, the kinda tall where they could wrap me in their arms and squeeze me to the point of organ failure
Um.
Those are REALLY specific.
Nuh uh name one person who fits the criteria of either of those specifically
Ron
stalker
I’ll kill you
also stalker is not my type ha ha
why-
oh you’re laughing at the ridiculousness of the thought.
…
my self-esteem is G R E A T
why would I wanna date a shadow
a shadow who peeks around the corners to scARE ME AND TAKE 10% OF MY SANITY FOR NO REAL REASON
okay one, ew, I only have eyes for one, I just took it as not being good enough for them if nobody else thinks I’m dateable
two, I can’t control it, asshole
I’m going to skin you alive
you… you can’t even tase me-
how would you-
What should I put in my dating profile? I feel like I should lie.
Why do you have a dating profile.
WHO are you trying to get with 💔
attractive people.
and ghosts apparently
that was a moment of weakness.
I had a case of the mondays.
it was tuesday
I h a d a c a s e o f t h e m o n d a y s
it’s ok to have an odd preference security guard, me personally I do too 🥹
I’m… frightened, but morbidly curious.
uhh, nothing to specific, just blue workaholic rabbits with brown hair and a boring personality who may or may not have commitment issues
that and really tall people, the kinda tall where they could wrap me in their arms and squeeze me to the point of organ failure
Um.
Those are REALLY specific.
Nuh uh name one person who fits the criteria of either of those specifically
Ron
stalker
I’ll kill you
also stalker is not my type ha ha
why-
oh you’re laughing at the ridiculousness of the thought.
…
my self-esteem is G R E A T
why would I wanna date a shadow
a shadow who peeks around the corners to scARE ME AND TAKE 10% OF MY SANITY FOR NO REAL REASON
okay one, ew, I only have eyes for one, I just took it as not being good enough for them if nobody else thinks I’m dateable
two, I can’t control it, asshole
What should I put in my dating profile? I feel like I should lie.
Why do you have a dating profile.
WHO are you trying to get with 💔
attractive people.
and ghosts apparently
that was a moment of weakness.
I had a case of the mondays.
it was tuesday
I h a d a c a s e o f t h e m o n d a y s
it’s ok to have an odd preference security guard, me personally I do too 🥹
I’m… frightened, but morbidly curious.
uhh, nothing to specific, just blue workaholic rabbits with brown hair and a boring personality who may or may not have commitment issues
that and really tall people, the kinda tall where they could wrap me in their arms and squeeze me to the point of organ failure
Um.
Those are REALLY specific.
Nuh uh name one person who fits the criteria of either of those specifically
Ron
…Someone tall enough comes to mind but I don’t want to say who it is.
DONT SAY HIS NAME TOO LOUD HE MIGHT HEAR YOU
…elaborate
mmmmno👀
…
@ron-from-accounting
[teleports away]
What should I put in my dating profile? I feel like I should lie.
Why do you have a dating profile.
WHO are you trying to get with 💔
attractive people.
and ghosts apparently
that was a moment of weakness.
I had a case of the mondays.
it was tuesday
I h a d a c a s e o f t h e m o n d a y s
it’s ok to have an odd preference security guard, me personally I do too 🥹
I’m… frightened, but morbidly curious.
uhh, nothing to specific, just blue workaholic rabbits with brown hair and a boring personality who may or may not have commitment issues
that and really tall people, the kinda tall where they could wrap me in their arms and squeeze me to the point of organ failure
Um.
Those are REALLY specific.
Nuh uh name one person who fits the criteria of either of those specifically
Ron
stalker
I’ll kill you
also stalker is not my type ha ha
why-
oh you’re laughing at the ridiculousness of the thought.
…
my self-esteem is G R E A T
You’re doing great kid 👍
not a kid but um…
…thanks…
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
What should I put in my dating profile? I feel like I should lie.
Why do you have a dating profile.
WHO are you trying to get with 💔
attractive people.
and ghosts apparently
that was a moment of weakness.
I had a case of the mondays.
it was tuesday
I h a d a c a s e o f t h e m o n d a y s
it’s ok to have an odd preference security guard, me personally I do too 🥹
I’m… frightened, but morbidly curious.
uhh, nothing to specific, just blue workaholic rabbits with brown hair and a boring personality who may or may not have commitment issues
that and really tall people, the kinda tall where they could wrap me in their arms and squeeze me to the point of organ failure
Um.
Those are REALLY specific.
Nuh uh name one person who fits the criteria of either of those specifically
Ron
stalker
I’ll kill you
also stalker is not my type ha ha
why-
oh you’re laughing at the ridiculousness of the thought.
…
my self-esteem is G R E A T
What should I put in my dating profile? I feel like I should lie.
Why do you have a dating profile.
WHO are you trying to get with 💔
attractive people.
and ghosts apparently
that was a moment of weakness.
I had a case of the mondays.
it was tuesday
I h a d a c a s e o f t h e m o n d a y s
it’s ok to have an odd preference security guard, me personally I do too 🥹
I’m… frightened, but morbidly curious.
uhh, nothing to specific, just blue workaholic rabbits with brown hair and a boring personality who may or may not have commitment issues
that and really tall people, the kinda tall where they could wrap me in their arms and squeeze me to the point of organ failure
Um.
Those are REALLY specific.
Nuh uh name one person who fits the criteria of either of those specifically
Ron
…Someone tall enough comes to mind but I don’t want to say who it is.
DONT SAY HIS NAME TOO LOUD HE MIGHT HEAR YOU
…elaborate
What should I put in my dating profile? I feel like I should lie.
Why do you have a dating profile.
WHO are you trying to get with 💔
attractive people.
and ghosts apparently
that was a moment of weakness.
I had a case of the mondays.
it was tuesday
I h a d a c a s e o f t h e m o n d a y s
it’s ok to have an odd preference security guard, me personally I do too 🥹
I’m… frightened, but morbidly curious.
uhh, nothing to specific, just blue workaholic rabbits with brown hair and a boring personality who may or may not have commitment issues
that and really tall people, the kinda tall where they could wrap me in their arms and squeeze me to the point of organ failure
Um.
Those are REALLY specific.
Nuh uh name one person who fits the criteria of either of those specifically
Ron
…Someone tall enough comes to mind but I don’t want to say who it is.
What should I put in my dating profile? I feel like I should lie.
Why do you have a dating profile.
WHO are you trying to get with 💔
attractive people.
and ghosts apparently
that was a moment of weakness.
I had a case of the mondays.
it was tuesday
I h a d a c a s e o f t h e m o n d a y s
it’s ok to have an odd preference security guard, me personally I do too 🥹
I’m… frightened, but morbidly curious.
uhh, nothing to specific, just blue workaholic rabbits with brown hair and a boring personality who may or may not have commitment issues
that and really tall people, the kinda tall where they could wrap me in their arms and squeeze me to the point of organ failure
Um.
Those are REALLY specific.
This is the calmest day we’ve had in a while… hardly any patients.
this is shockingly boring I’m not even sure what to do. Does anyone want to… uh… kiss??
…
Go to a bar like a normal person???
why would I go to a bar during work hours to get kissed?
…
I meant that for the kissing part. For the being at work part, you could probably fuck around with office supplies
i.
I read that fine.
…
Sir.
SIR.
IT’S YOUR OWN FAULT FOR WORDING IT THAT WAY.
…fair…
Would “mess” or “dink” be better?
Point is, an example would be seeing how far away you can throw a pencil into a pencil holder [Mod: Those cups you put pencils in idk if it has an actual name besides pencil holder/cup]
Or seeing how many pieces of paper 1 staple can handle holding together
…
I’m starting to think I liked my job less than I thought.
that actually sounds pretty fun. Let me try that staple thing. I’ll get back to you when I’m done.
Coolio
Ah, yeah, pretty sure that’s around the result I got back in the day, too
…I don’t really remember my time as an accountant that well…
…did I hate my job THAT much??? Damn.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
This is the calmest day we’ve had in a while… hardly any patients.
this is shockingly boring I’m not even sure what to do. Does anyone want to… uh… kiss??
…
Go to a bar like a normal person???
why would I go to a bar during work hours to get kissed?
…
I meant that for the kissing part. For the being at work part, you could probably fuck around with office supplies
i.
I read that fine.
…
Sir.
SIR.
IT’S YOUR OWN FAULT FOR WORDING IT THAT WAY.
…fair…
Would “mess” or “dink” be better?
Point is, an example would be seeing how far away you can throw a pencil into a pencil holder [Mod: Those cups you put pencils in idk if it has an actual name besides pencil holder/cup]
Or seeing how many pieces of paper 1 staple can handle holding together
…
I’m starting to think I liked my job less than I thought.
that actually sounds pretty fun. Let me try that staple thing. I’ll get back to you when I’m done.
Coolio
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